>>56367947MAN MAH BUDDY KEITH FLEW A PLANE INTO A BUILDING ONE TIME.
SEE HE WAS GETTIN' HIS PILOT'S LICENSE AND ALL CAUSE HE WON THIS PLANE IN A MAIL-AWAY CONTEST RIGHT? SO KEITH GETS IN THE PLANE WITH THE INSTRUCTOR, AN' ITS GON WELL TILL SUDDENLY TURNS OUT THERE WAS A RACOON STOWIN' AWAY ON THE PLANE!
WELL THE INSTRUCTOR STARTS FREAKIN OUT SHOUTIN ABOUT RABIES OR WHATEVER AN KIETH KNOWS THIS THING AIN'T RABID SO HE TRIES TO CALM THE INSTRUCTOR DOWN, BUT HE WON'T STOP FREAKIN' OUT SO KEITH TRIES TO THROW THE RACOON OUT THE WINDOW!
LITTLE DID KEITH KNOW THIS WOULD CAUSE THE PLANE TO VEER OFF COURSE CAUSE OF EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION, SO HE SPIRALED OUTTA CONTROL AN WHAM THE WING CLIPPED A BUILDING ON THE WAY DOWN
NEEDLESS TO SAY MAH BUDDY KEITH DIDNT GET HIS LICENSE