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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:35:01 No.56379324 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56379333 >>56379353 >>56379701 >>56380700 >>56381959

>roommates rotom is in the fridge again

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:37:48 No.56379333 Report

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>>56379324
>rotom’s in my girlfriend’s dildo again
>she’s pregnant even though we haven’t had sex in over a year

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 02:40:54 No.56379353 Report

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>>56379324
>roommate's gardevoir is sitting on my lap again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:45:11 No.56379606 Report

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>>56379333
>Anon knocks up his rotom
>He found out that we haven’t found eggs because they have an extremely long gestation period, are in the humanlike egg group instead of undiscovered, and need to be in girlfriend’s dildo form to reproduced
You’re way better at this than Professor Elm. Congratulations on the breakthrough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 04:52:15 No.56379619 Report

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>>56379353
go on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 05:39:12 No.56379701 Report

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>>56379324
>roommate's Larvitar tipped over the potted plant and started eating the dirt again
>Then, his bagon literally almost threw itself out the window because he forgot to lock it up before he left
Ace Trainers man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:12:41 No.56380623 Report

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>next door neighbor's heracross punched a hole through my wall and hit my sleeping piloswine across my bedroom
man I still can't get her to sleep again.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:15:55 No.56380632 Report

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>Roommate's nincada evolved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 14:46:05 No.56380700 Report

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>>56379324
>my weavile won't stop scratching the walls
People act like I'm a monster for never letting my Pokemon outside of their Pokeballs outside of battling and utility but shit like this is why

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 20:30:23 No.56381817 Report

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Spoopy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 20:58:27 No.56381911 Report

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>roommate's quaxwell is up all night doing zumba again
MAKE IT STOP
IT'S THE SAME SONG 11 TIMES IN A ROW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 21:06:15 No.56381934 Report

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>Live next door to power plant
>Could hear the damn Electrodes blowing up their turbines yet again last month
>Power bill went up twice as much this time
How have they survived this long when all they do is selfdestruct

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2024 21:13:17 No.56381959 Report

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>>56379324
>roommates rotom is in my M3GAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 03:42:13 No.56383068 Report

Quoted By: >>56383287

>>56379333
>Rotom enters fleshlight
>Cum in fleshlight
>Rotom exits fleshlight
>Rotom enters vibrator
>Girlfriend uses vibrator
Would it work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 03:49:31 No.56383081 Report

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>upstairs neighbours kid crying again
>weird NEET chinese girls Duskull keeps flying through my fucking floor at night
>last night it just stayed on my fucking ceiling making my Starly go batshit
fucking apartments man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 04:08:59 No.56383160 Report

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>let my 10-year-old go out to hunt for pokémon the other day
>comes back showing me a poké ball and claiming she actually caught a really "cute" thing nearby
>ask what it is
>she sends out an Onix in the living room and blows a hole in the roof
>tunnels out the side of the house
Kids, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 04:51:12 No.56383287 Report

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>>56383068
>Rotom enters fleshlight
>Cu-Rotom used Thunderbolt to stimulate you balls!
>Now sterile and impotent
>Rotom enters dildo
>Cums in gf instead

Maybe

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 10:38:25 No.56383848 Report

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>Roommate's six magikarp splashed water all over the floor again
>He still insists that it was a worthwhile investment and that I won't regret lending him all that money
He still hasn't even paid me back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2024 13:21:04 No.56384239 Report

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>starting to depend too much on Shroomish's spore
>mom tells me I'm an addict
>I scream at her and fly home
>I know she's right

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