I saw my son drawing Simisear and Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon like Rillaboom or Meowscarada. He said shove a toilet plunger down a nu-Pokemon fans throat, because it is clear they are full of shit! I told him that was not how we use toiler plungers in this household! He not even toilet bleach is a strong enough poison-type to cleanse the GameFreak serf menace, and that we require Zyklon B, except a form of Zyklon B that is actually poisonous unlike the real version! What should I do?