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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 02:13:32 No.56464011 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56464570 >>56464582 >>56465413 >>56465747

As you can see on this ancient tablet, precisely on Commandment No. 3, our wise Lord Arceus states that all Pokephiles will eternally burn in hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 04:37:41 No.56464570 Report

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>>56464011
Zoophiles in shambles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 04:43:02 No.56464582 Report

Quoted By: >>56464622

>>56464011
Oh well, at least I'll still have my Vaporeon down there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 04:55:18 No.56464622 Report

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>>56464582
The Commandment says that Pokemon can’t go to hell, this is strictly for humans.
As for you, I hope super hell exists, you belong there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 05:54:45 No.56464775 Report

Quoted By: >>56464802

In the bible it says that, every man you do bad shit to, is like if He was Jesus Himself. You are wishing your brothers end in hell, so you will end there as well, because you never read the bible and you are wishing for bad stuff on your neighbor. Hypocrite.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:03:19 No.56464791 Report

Quoted By: >>56464802

>worships a pagan deity and larps that its Christianity

Ask me how I know you're white and that you have a stepfather.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:11:53 No.56464802 Report

Quoted By: >>56464813 >>56464864

>>56464775
Pokephilia is abuse, and is therefore a sin. No one wants an abuser for a neighbor, let alone consider a “brother”.
>>56464791
>pagan
Lord Arceus is the creator, and therefore, not a pagan deity lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:18:59 No.56464813 Report

Quoted By: >>56464828

>>56464802
Parable of the vineyard. Again you don't read the book, you are an unworthy sinner. Also, the other part where it clearly says how the way you judge you will be judged, so if you say they belong in hell just for those sins, He will put you in hell for your own "unforgivable sins" as well.
>the one who is free of sin has to throw the first stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:25:52 No.56464828 Report

Quoted By: >>56464837

>>56464813
Don’t pretend to know the Bible better or even care about it, you’re just miffed that someone is mocking your attraction to pokemon, who are functionally the same as animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:28:31 No.56464837 Report

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>>56464828
>Retard can't refute the actual holy text
>NO YOU ARE STUPID, STOP CALLING ME A SINNER EVEN IF I AM AND AN HYPOCRITE JUST BECAUSE I DO WHAT THE BOOK SAYS I SHOULDN'T

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:30:38 No.56464840 Report

Quoted By: >>56464852

>>56464837
dude, it’s not comparable 1:1 anyway. Animal abuse is a sin, calling you a sinner isn’t the equally big “sin” you think it is. You’d know that if you weren’t addicted to animal porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:34:40 No.56464852 Report

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>>56464840
Again, the one who is free of sin has to judge the others. So tell me, are you free of sin? if you say yes and you know you aren't, enjoy hell. Now tell me.
The point is that you should fix yourself instead of being a stupid fucker judging everybody around you, and since you can't understand that, get fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:38:57 No.56464864 Report

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>>56464802
>Didn't refute coming from a dysfunctional Christian family

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:39:04 No.56464866 Report

Quoted By: >>56464902

stop responding to shitty bait you spergs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:40:41 No.56464872 Report

Quoted By: >>56464879

>>56464852
I’m the one who should tell you that lol. You’re attracted to animals, doesn’t matter if they’re fantasy creatures like Pokemon as I’ve already explained, that alone guarantees you a place in hell. It’s far, far more severe than calling a spade a spade.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:43:09 No.56464879 Report

Quoted By: >>56464890

>>56464872
Neither Pokémon or Hell are real you loser.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:46:31 No.56464890 Report

Quoted By: >>56464897 >>56464908

>>56464879
That’s just what you want to believe, pal. At the very least, your attraction to animals is real, which is a big no-no in all religions and most societies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:49:51 No.56464897 Report

Quoted By: >>56464901

>>56464890
Jesus forgave everybody, and you didn't learn shit. Jesus came to save people, not to throw them in hell. God wants to save everybody, not to throw people in hell. That's what the devil wants. Is there a Father that when his kid asks for a bread he hands the kid a stone?

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:50:44 No.56464901 Report

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>>56464897
You don’t want to be saved, dude. You just want to not be bullied for liking Pokemon wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:50:53 No.56464902 Report

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>>56464866
I just love to btfo the retard behind this bait. Jesus saves everybody, and will likely save even the OP. The only ones who aren't saved are those who consider themselves unworthy, btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 06:55:03 No.56464908 Report

Quoted By: >>56464929

>>56464890
Animals are gross. I want to cum inside a cartoon rabbit with a human style vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 07:06:32 No.56464929 Report

Quoted By: >>56464935 >>56464943

>>56464908
You can meet a real person instead, you virgin dingus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 07:11:30 No.56464935 Report

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>>56464929
People have betrayed me too many times and I am not disposed to give them my time and heart for them to crush again. This is the reason why I turned to pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 07:15:06 No.56464943 Report

Quoted By: >>56465431

>>56464929
If God wanted me to fuck a real woman, he'd have not given me autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 11:22:07 No.56465413 Report

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>>56464011
She was so cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 11:29:51 No.56465431 Report

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>>56464943
You’re acting like women can’t have autism neither.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2024 13:52:06 No.56465747 Report

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>>56464011
That's probably what happened to ancient Hisuians.

Fucking Pokémon made Arceus mad so he(?) made them feral.

Anonymous

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