I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Kadabra today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon like Tatsugiri or Simisear. He said voodoo cannibal terrorist gangs are less uncivilized than people who bought Pokemon Scat and Vomit! I told him that even if voodoo cannibals were real, comparing them to people who just love newer versions of Pokemon is not a reasonable comparison. He said that is just what someone raised in a shithole would say! I was furious! He said Rhydon should use Earthquake on GameFreak HQ so that they can stop holding back humanity from reaching the stars! Fed up with his violent fantasies, I ground-typed him. What would you have done?