...did you know that in terms of the worship of our Father who art in Heaven, Vaporeon is the Pokemon most devout to God? Not only are they in religious circles, which are mostly comprised of people of faith, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able to rest their elbows upon a pew for prayer, and with their impressive faith and access to Helping Hand, you can pray well alongside one. Due to their mostly faith-based psychology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a godly Vaporeon would be incredibly devout, so devout that you could easily host sermons for one for hours without it getting tired. They can also learn the moves Endure, Rest, Calm Mind, Protect, and Echoed Voice, along with being honest and faithful to the Lord, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to prove their devout faith to God. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily pray for days with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of religious fervor. Also, fun fact, if you go to church enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn Catholic. Vaporeon is literally built for worshiping God. Faith in the Lord + high temperance + blind loyalty means it can say prayers all day, recite all verses and hymns, and still pray some more