>>56532664But it is - 25-ish years playing, still get the same enjoyment from them as when I first booted up Red, wondering what the fuck I'd just bought in the record store (anime hadn't started airing when I bought it) vs 15-ish years at best, crying like a 5 year old because he's now 25 and "Daddy Game Freak's far too busy with his new family and younger children to care about me, whaaaaa".
How about go find something to be your adult version of Pokémon. That mass-market LCD slop keyed to getting people to mindlessly play it, but the shit aimed decidedly at adults that might actually do the kinds of things adults want in their shit. Because you're not getting it off Game Freak and sitting crying about your lost childhood's tiring. Not my fault you invested your life into a property that didn't invest in adults.
