You're paying for my Pokécocain and escorts until the day you either die or declare bankrupcy. I created the ultimate business model, a franchise too big too fail, constructed on the broken ego of its fragile battered playerbase.

I did what no other franchise could ever dream to do. I created unconditional love for a franchise. I made Pokémon too big to fail.

I now do nothing on TPC besides picking random children trying to outdev us and getting lawyers on their asses until they are flipping burguers and serving glory holes for stealing from Nintendo.

I own you forever, and you will buy it anyway.