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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:24:19 No.56572643 View View Reply Original Report

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I will never be able to look at him in the same way... What was he thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:25:34 No.56572663 Report

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>>56572643
SlaKING (female) is your true aunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:27:57 No.56572707 Report

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all hail the new rape ape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:28:39 No.56572716 Report

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What did I miss?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:31:49 No.56572759 Report

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>>56572716
A Slaking revenge raped and crempied a woman for killing multiple Slakoth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:32:21 No.56572765 Report

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>>56572716
GF data got leaked for last few gens including some cut content about humans and Pokemon marrying and having sexual relations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:33:02 No.56572777 Report

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>>56572716
Scraped pokemon myths came out and Slaking raped human female and she gave birth to slakoth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 11:57:11 No.56573085 Report

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>>56572643
is he going to replace hypno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:00:16 No.56573123 Report

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>>56572643
>thank god im not in a game where chad Man and his domesticated hunting animals would just shoot apes like me into extinction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:01:16 No.56573135 Report

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>>56572759
Ain't no way this was at any point in time meant to be official lore. It's some fanshit, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:01:17 No.56573136 Report

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>>56572643
They were a bunch of psychos picking slakoth off trees and mutilating them. Rape correction was clearly needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:01:19 No.56573138 Report

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>>56573123
i fucking kneel....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:02:25 No.56573149 Report

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>>56573136
sounds like what humans do to baby monkeys nowadays

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:04:43 No.56573190 Report

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>>56573149
>humans
>blakpeepo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:05:48 No.56573207 Report

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>>56572759
bitch deserved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:12:08 No.56573305 Report

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>>56572759
>Afterwards, the woman's friends began to treat Slakoth as companions, just as she had in her final moments.
I like the forced sudden tone shift "moral lesson" at the end. As if this wasn't a deranged fetish piece. You could write a million different stories and still keep that ending line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:12:11 No.56573307 Report

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>>56573135
I mean, it's not like Pokemon isn't foreign to weird shit
>the original N draft that was officially shown in like 2012
>Ghetsis concept art shows him with a missing eye
>also whatever hte fuck was happening in Hoenn arc of Adventures

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:14:18 No.56573347 Report

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>>56572759
Is this supposed to be Lake Trio lore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:14:26 No.56573349 Report

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>The Pokémon fanbase are degenerate sexfiends
>The Pokémon developers are degenerate sexfiends

The satanic panic people were right all along it seems. Shit. I need to rethink my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:15:37 No.56573361 Report

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>>56572759
putting the freak in gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:15:47 No.56573366 Report

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>>56572643
That was AI writing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:15:57 No.56573369 Report

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>>56573347
Nah the lake trio are just Palkia and Dialgas children. After splitting from the same being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:16:20 No.56573376 Report

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>>56573366
>my final cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:18:00 No.56573405 Report

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>>56573366
And AI picture manipulation. And AI correctly predicting the future up to a decade later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:19:27 No.56573431 Report

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>>56573369
So wait, if humans came from Dialga, and the Lake Trio are incest babies from Dialga/Palkia does that mean…

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:22:01 No.56573469 Report

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>>56573431
It's mythology, incest is the only way to birth gods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:22:55 No.56573484 Report

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>>56573366
it was chatgpt translated, the original japanese writing is even more grim

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:23:35 No.56573497 Report

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>>56573484
I wonder if a new Gamefreak employee joined at like Gen 8 and went through the old files like "jesus fucking christ what"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:24:16 No.56573512 Report

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>>56573469
Then who was the first god, and how did he fuck himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:27:37 No.56573569 Report

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>>56573512
The universe created Arceus and then instantly tried to destroy it, like it was a mistake. Arceus turned the eggshells into Dialga and Palkia who fucked. part of this is actually referenced in the actual games so it's 100% legit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:28:23 No.56573580 Report

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>>56573305
>anon discovers japanese folktales

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:29:15 No.56573597 Report

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>>56572759
What. The. Fuck. Mutilation, rape, and suicide in the same story. Well done, Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:29:31 No.56573602 Report

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>>56573580
Retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:29:51 No.56573606 Report

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>>56572643
It wasn't rape, Slaking use his pokemon magic to put his seed in that woman's womb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:31:36 No.56573636 Report

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>>56572759
https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE comes to mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:47:03 No.56573864 Report

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>We will never be able to casually speak of Slaking again

Not sure how to feel about this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:47:58 No.56573877 Report

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>>56572759
Thats AI writing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:50:40 No.56573928 Report

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>>56573877
It's an AI-translation of Japanese writing from 20 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:55:45 No.56574015 Report

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>>56573484
>the original japanese writing is even more grim
how so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:59:30 No.56574082 Report

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>>56574015
ai cleans the gory details and replaces things like 'mated' with like 'interacted' or 'spent time with'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:02:21 No.56574121 Report

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>>56574015
>>56574082
Original Japanese text here in this post >>56572690 if you’re curious

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:05:41 No.56574168 Report

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why would they do this to him?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:07:02 No.56574187 Report

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>>56574168
Something a bit like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:08:57 No.56574219 Report

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>>56574168
Oh you said "why would they do this", not "what would they do", my bad. (I regret nothing.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:14:36 No.56574296 Report

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>>56574121
but i cant read japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:16:02 No.56574320 Report

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>>56572643
My rapist KING, I will now bring you on all my playthroughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:17:27 No.56574346 Report

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I can't believe it's canon that pokesluts can be impregnated by big pokecock (BPC)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:22:16 No.56574430 Report

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>>56572759
gamefreak really wants to make an R rated pokemon but will never be allowed to

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:22:46 No.56574440 Report

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>Human raped: 0

Restitution. Now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:33:47 No.56574647 Report

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>>56574430
this is why the're suing palworld, they stole their dream www

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:23:10 No.56576661 Report

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first time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:55:18 No.56577353 Report

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>>56576661
i like the idea that registeel walks with swinging his arms in a 180 arc like that and that's the the hand is so high up originally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:58:25 No.56577428 Report

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>>56572759
This is just a folktale but with pokemon swapped in
Why are people so shocked and appalled? Is it a twitter person thing or?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:59:06 No.56577442 Report

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>>56577428
epstein gooner spotted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:00:14 No.56577472 Report

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>>56577428
because it's fucking funny you autistic fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:12:53 No.56577769 Report

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>>56572759
Considering the story title starts with "Theme:" I guess they were asking any staff member to brainstorm with lore ideas

It's not unusual for Nintendo projects to go on an anything goes idea phase

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:28:32 No.56578104 Report

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>>56572643
Do you think he loafed around after each stroke?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:31:24 No.56578162 Report

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>>56573512
Arceus, she got fucked by a human, yes she

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:37:02 No.56578314 Report

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>>56578162
Wait does this mean Palkia and Dialga are half human?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:39:29 No.56578373 Report

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>>56572643
He's literally the fat old fuck NRT Pokemon, how else would you look at him after being on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:40:21 No.56578391 Report

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>>56572759
GameFREAK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:40:54 No.56579885 Report

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>named my slaking Tyrone when I was 10 years old
>cut 10 years later and this shit is leaked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:42:39 No.56579933 Report

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>>56572759
>Bitch mutilates and kills his kin
>Is forced to help them repopulate
Justified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:46:30 No.56580032 Report

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>>56572759
What's with all these rape/sex Pokemon stories? Why were they written?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:56:46 No.56580298 Report

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>>56572759
If the Ursaring story is a metaphor for Korean-Japanese relations, this story is obviously a metaphor for Indonesian-Japanese relations, right down to the monkey abuse

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