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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:08:49 No.56573261 View View Reply Original Report

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A conversation between these three would be priceless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:10:21 No.56573284 Report

Quoted By: >>56573346 >>56575177 >>56577506 >>56577725 >>56578981 >>56583072 >>56583283 >>56584061

goddamnit I'm sick of these jokes already THE SLAKING AND TYPHLOSION STORIES ARE MEANT TO BE IN UNIVERSE FOLKLORE. THEY DID NOT HAPPEN. Hypno however did abduct children as that's in its pokedex entry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:11:51 No.56573303 Report

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>>56573261
>HYPPNOOOOOOOOOO
>SLAKINGKINGKINGSLAAAAA
>TYPLHOSIOOOOOOON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:12:24 No.56573312 Report

Quoted By: >>56577071

>>56573261
Why is my bro Typhlosion a rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:12:24 No.56573313 Report

Quoted By: >>56573372

The Rapist Trio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:14:18 No.56573346 Report

Quoted By: >>56574660 >>56574693

>>56573284
>people are implied to be fucking pokemon in universe(SM, PLA)
>Pokemon has a consistent point about marriage between man and mon being a thing historically
>the stories are written generally with the protag having no shits to give about their partner being an animal
Not all myths are entirely fantastical, yes not the whole thing but Pokemons setting seems to heavily lean into the general idea not just being symbolic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:15:55 No.56573368 Report

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>>56573261
Hypno is a victim of slander

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:15:58 No.56573370 Report

Quoted By: >>56575488

im fucking losing my sides maaan my stomach hurts holy shit this is the best day ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:16:07 No.56573372 Report

Quoted By: >>56575191 >>56576011 >>56578359

>>56573261
>>56573313
Everything makes sense now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:22:47 No.56573482 Report

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>>56573261
ironic that hypno didnt have a story like that st lesst for now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:24:47 No.56573519 Report

Quoted By: >>56573524 >>56573746 >>56573829 >>56577479 >>56577582 >>56578180 >>56580851 >>56583088 >>56585778

WHY
DOES
NORMAN
HAVE
TWO
SLAKINGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:25:20 No.56573524 Report

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>>56573519
mom is freaky like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:25:32 No.56573529 Report

Quoted By: >>56573587 >>56573769 >>56574134 >>56575069 >>56583198

>human male has sex with an octillery/lapras and rapidash
>everyone thinks its funny
>human female has sex with a typhlosion and slaking
>NOOOOOOOO THIS IS RAPE
Why the double standards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:28:48 No.56573587 Report

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>>56573529
Gamefreak back then was like 99% dudes. Why the fuck are guys writing Slaking dicks? And saving it like it's a treasure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:39:52 No.56573746 Report

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>>56573519
Double the rape. It's more efficient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:41:05 No.56573769 Report

Quoted By: >>56573817 >>56578566 >>56582992

>>56573529
Slaking and Octillery were both rape.
Rapidash was arguably consensual though the story doesn't provide many details so it's hard to say.
Typhlosion definitely comes off as predatory but again not many details.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:44:12 No.56573817 Report

Quoted By: >>56575186

>>56573769
Octillery was not rape because she kept coming back for more and never once called the Palafin police.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:44:54 No.56573829 Report

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>>56573519
SLAKED.COM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:46:23 No.56573854 Report

Quoted By: >>56573908 >>56574342

Give me the rundown on Typhlosion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 12:49:46 No.56573908 Report

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>>56573854
You see, girls lust for his cock on sight, and he has the ability to hypnotize them to enforce it more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:00:29 No.56574094 Report

Quoted By: >>56574385 >>56574927

>>56573261
What's the Typhlosion thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:03:02 No.56574134 Report

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>>56573529
because one has consent, yes even the octillery one, the other doesnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:04:03 No.56574148 Report

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>>56573261
hypno was trying to stop them actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:17:14 No.56574342 Report

Quoted By: >>56578233

>>56573854
>girl finds him
>BERY HANDSOMU
>they sleep
>???
>girl gets pregnant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:19:44 No.56574385 Report

Quoted By: >>56574867 >>56575353 >>56576759

>>56574094

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:34:24 No.56574660 Report

Quoted By: >>56574731

>>56573346
where is the implied pokefucking in SM?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:36:04 No.56574693 Report

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>>56573346
>>people are implied to be fucking pokemon in universe(SM, PLA)
Also Colosseum, PokéSpecial manga, etc also have implied this, though I guess they're not mainline canon so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:38:49 No.56574731 Report

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>>56574660
Its during the necrozma section or something? Its an unsubtle joke about a guy with a lopunny in an apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:47:28 No.56574867 Report

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>>56574385
This one isn't as bad as I expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 13:50:24 No.56574927 Report

Quoted By:

>>56574094
he kidnapped a young woman and had a child with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:00:13 No.56575069 Report

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>>56573529
The women were raped, it wasn't consensual on their end. Which is based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:04:21 No.56575136 Report

Quoted By: >>56577162 >>56583107

is there anything on bulbasaurs being rapists too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:06:37 No.56575177 Report

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>>56573284
There's an ingame event where hypno abducts a child. Pokedex entry is underselling it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:07:05 No.56575186 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573817
The Palafin police don't have jurisdiction in ancient Sinnoh/Hisui

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:07:46 No.56575191 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573372
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:15:29 No.56575353 Report

Quoted By:

>>56574385
Do you got the rest of these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:22:34 No.56575488 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573370
Same here. I expected some scrapped pokemon and beta sprites. I DID NOT expect official pokemon rape stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:48:17 No.56576011 Report

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>>56573372
Underrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:54:09 No.56576115 Report

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i haven't kept up with this franchise since gen 8, what the FUCK do you mean typhlosion raped a woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 14:55:03 No.56576131 Report

Quoted By: >>56576833

>>56573261
>make pokemon that's a lazy monkey with a big bulbous nose and dark fur
>make same pokemon a rapist and tribalistic
What did gamefreak mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:27:06 No.56576759 Report

Quoted By: >>56576874

>>56574385
Is that fanfic, from the "leak", or real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:30:19 No.56576833 Report

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>>56576131
his face and belly fur is literally light

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:30:21 No.56576836 Report

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>>56573261
>and the Hypnos steal our pokecoins through their Psychic-occupied government, and use the Slaking to bring rare candy into our oppressed Unovan minority communities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:32:10 No.56576874 Report

Quoted By:

>>56576759
from the leak, in HaveSomeFun\DP仕様\pmyth, ai translated from japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:34:49 No.56576939 Report

Quoted By: >>56577019 >>56577051

so where is the Slaking story? i heard it's the worst one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:38:22 No.56577019 Report

Quoted By: >>56578554

>>56576939

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:39:56 No.56577051 Report

Quoted By: >>56577196

>>56576939
The Urasing is the worst one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:41:00 No.56577071 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573312
A pedo rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:45:17 No.56577162 Report

Quoted By:

>>56575136
You leave my toady boy out of your sick fantasies, fuckface.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:46:37 No.56577196 Report

Quoted By: >>56577249

>>56577051
How tf can it be worse than the monkey one which involves rape and actual killing (including child murder)
Post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:49:11 No.56577249 Report

Quoted By:

>>56577196
Complete bear genocide. I didn't save it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:00:40 No.56577479 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573519
They take turns.
Truant ability, remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:01:44 No.56577506 Report

Quoted By: >>56579835

>>56573284
This. Those stories are far-fetched even within the context of Pokémon. since when have Typhlosion has the ability to transform into humans? Why would a woman give birth to a Slakoth? They’re meant as cautionary fairy tales in universe not shit that actually happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:04:42 No.56577582 Report

Quoted By: >>56578136

>>56573519
Brendan's mom is getting foursome'd tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:10:47 No.56577725 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573284
>zoomzooms get filtered by fairy tales
kek what being terminally online from birth does to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:29:53 No.56578136 Report

Quoted By:

>>56577582
>thinking its the mom they have sex with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:32:23 No.56578180 Report

Quoted By: >>56578224

>>56573519
one of those slakings is your real dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:33:48 No.56578224 Report

Quoted By: >>56580945

>>56578180
IS THAT WHY BRENDAN PRETENDS TO HAVE WHITE HAIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:34:07 No.56578233 Report

Quoted By:

>>56574342
Don't forget
>you have to eat these red eggs
>you have to eat these green eggs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:39:04 No.56578359 Report

Quoted By: >>56585694

>>56573372
>>56573261
CHADrizard would never rape or groom, this is why he won over Typhlosion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:42:48 No.56578460 Report

Quoted By: >>56578611 >>56583533

both Slaking and typhosion stories are very similar to old legends about Bigfoot-like creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:46:52 No.56578554 Report

Quoted By:

>>56577019
Kek, based, canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:47:14 No.56578566 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573769
>Oh no I beached myself again in the exact same spot I got raped yesterday nooo haha guess I'll have his child
Octillery and Lapras were not raped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:49:05 No.56578609 Report

Quoted By: >>56578996

>>56573261
>A Pokemon with legendary-tier BST decides it wants YOUR ass
Scarier than any Hypno kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 16:49:10 No.56578611 Report

Quoted By:

>>56578460
>Bigfoot
where are the Sneasler stories at

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:04:18 No.56578981 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573284
Pokedex entries are just something the player character came up with when registering the pokemon. Hence things like the Alakazam 5000 IQ and Margcargo being hotter than fucking sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:04:53 No.56578996 Report

Quoted By: >>56579024

>>56578609
Is that why they were genociding the Slakoth? Get 'em while they're young and weak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:05:54 No.56579024 Report

Quoted By:

>>56578996
Pistol Shrimps IRL can fire bubbles that temporarily become hotter than the surface of the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 17:39:05 No.56579835 Report

Quoted By:

>>56577506
All these stories are from ancient sinnoh so this is hisuian typhlosion doing the rape not the regular one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 18:12:01 No.56580704 Report

Quoted By: >>56580783 >>56580847 >>56583259

>Tfw no female Hypno to hypnotize me into a breeding rut with her
It hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 18:14:49 No.56580783 Report

Quoted By:

>>56580704
Only male pokemon rape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 18:17:10 No.56580847 Report

Quoted By: >>56582935 >>56583259

>>56580704
Based hypno enjoyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 18:17:19 No.56580851 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573519
Why would a successful trainer from Johto suddenly uproot his family to the swampy humid hoenn region? I think we need an investigation of Norman's "gym".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 18:20:40 No.56580945 Report

Quoted By:

>>56578224
it all comes together!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:30:48 No.56582935 Report

Quoted By:

>>56580847
Sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:33:16 No.56582992 Report

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>>56573769
Rapidash only gave herself up to save her babies, female relatives and their babies from being eaten by poke-bong settlers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:35:49 No.56583072 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573284
It happened tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:36:21 No.56583088 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573519
He's such a lucky kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:36:52 No.56583107 Report

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>>56575136
I hope so

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:37:50 No.56583141 Report

Quoted By: >>56583203 >>56583355 >>56583481 >>56583616

Someone pls give me a qrd on typhlosion slaking and octillery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:39:42 No.56583198 Report

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>>56573529
>Men willingly pull their dicks out and have sex with pokemon
>Both times women have sex with pokemon (slaking and typhlosion) the women were unconscious
You tell me how it's not rape anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:39:51 No.56583203 Report

Quoted By: >>56583250 >>56585264

>>56583141
Slaking and Typhlosion have leaked canon stories where they lured away and raped young unsuspecting human girls.

Hypno has a dex entry that suggest he lures away unsuspecting young girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:41:12 No.56583250 Report

Quoted By: >>56583341

>>56583203
I get that it's in the leak but coming from GF doesn't necessarily mean canon, how do we know this stuff isn't just some FA fanfic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:41:23 No.56583259 Report

Quoted By:

>>56580704
>>56580847
This little fucker did so much damage to me. The first thing I ever jerked off to was that Hypno's Lullaby romhack. Never been the same since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:42:10 No.56583283 Report

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>>56573284
it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.
We have gamefreak's support on pokephilia, no matter how much you want to cry about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:42:34 No.56583298 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573261
who films the scene?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:43:55 No.56583341 Report

Quoted By:

>>56583250
>coming from GF doesn't necessarily mean canon
It's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime. Either way, you just asked for a qrd, and I gave you one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:44:16 No.56583355 Report

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>>56583141
Typhlosion hypnotizes a human girl into having his babies
Slaking impregnates a woman that killed Slakoths and said woman births a Slakoth
And some dude finds a Octillery on the beach and fucks it until the Octillery becomes pregnant and births a human baby that proceeds to kill Ursarings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:48:37 No.56583481 Report

Quoted By: >>56583684

>>56583141
>Typhlosion
pretends to be a man so he can kidnap a kid and make her pregnant (baby was human)
>Slaking
Captures some bitch who used to murder his kind and rapes her in revenge. She became pregnant (baby was a Pokemon)
>octillery
Repeatedly beaches herself because she knows some dude will show up to fuck her. Ends up pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:50:23 No.56583533 Report

Quoted By:

>>56578460
There is a native American bigfoot type story but it has a giant cock that can destroy trees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:53:11 No.56583616 Report

Quoted By:

>>56583141
>typhlosion
Girl gets lost in mountain, mystery man houses her and is actually a typhlosion, they fuck, she goes "I hope my dad kills you", dad kills Typhlosion and she has a woman moment "nooooo he was my husband how could you"
>Slaking
Buncha idiots perform animal cruelty on Slakoths, tribe of Slakings gets back to them by raping one of their girls, she kills herself with the corpse of her dead Slakoth kid, everything turned out ok after that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 19:55:39 No.56583684 Report

Quoted By: >>56583991 >>56584019

>>56583481
>because she knows some dude will show up to fuck her
I mean what man could possibly resist this
Look at those dick sucking lips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:05:37 No.56583991 Report

Quoted By:

>>56583684
If a human female? Tentacle rape. if human male? Dick suck. Win-win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:06:19 No.56584019 Report

Quoted By:

>>56583684
literally made for big human cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:07:32 No.56584061 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573284
Oh yes, i'm sure that was the intention

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:44:49 No.56585189 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573261
I expect their names are on the Diddy list.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:46:48 No.56585264 Report

Quoted By: >>56585900

>>56583203
>canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:59:47 No.56585694 Report

Quoted By:

>>56578359
CHUDRIZARD WON BECAUSE THIS IS POKEFUCKER THREAD NOW, CHUDERINO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:02:29 No.56585778 Report

Quoted By:

>>56573519
he's a busy man and it will take more than one to keep his wife satisfied

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:06:30 No.56585900 Report

Quoted By:

>>56585264
Cope and seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:07:27 No.56585932 Report

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>>56573261
Holy fuck I can’t stop laughing

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