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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:18:50 No.56584445 View View Reply Original Report

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Canonicly a proud mother :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:19:33 No.56584461 Report

Quoted By: >>56584491 >>56587587

>>56584445
How the fuck does a literal god find pleasure in mating with a human boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:19:40 No.56584468 Report

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I expect Arceus milf porn and Lapras slutting herself out asap, chop chop artists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:20:33 No.56584491 Report

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>>56584461
Ask the greeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:22:02 No.56584538 Report

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>>56584445
>Please raise my 2 godmon kids lol
Why is Arceus such a bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:23:10 No.56584575 Report

Quoted By: >>56584644

>Palkia canonically looks more like a human than a pokemon
So that means what we see in game isn’t her real self. She made herself look like a pokemon for the game, and kinda struggles with because it’s not her true nature, which is why she’s on two feet unlike Dialga and Arceus.
Now that we’ve established that. Game Freak. Show us her real appearance right fucking now. Do it faggots.
And show us Arceus’ human form too. We know she has one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:23:58 No.56584603 Report

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>>56584445
>Cyrus wanted to fuck Giratina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:25:28 No.56584644 Report

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>>56584575
>Palkia and Dialga are half-human that take on pokemon form and they have a human father

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:30:46 No.56584789 Report

Quoted By: >>56584889 >>56584985 >>56585019

>>56584491
Greeks despised homosex.
Even the horndog that was zeus only ever fucked women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:34:10 No.56584889 Report

Quoted By: >>56584990

>>56584789
>ganymede

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:37:47 No.56584985 Report

Quoted By: >>56585363

>>56584789
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catamite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:37:55 No.56584990 Report

Quoted By: >>56585263

>>56584889
Ganymede was a pupil of zeus and a cup bearer, which is essentially a waiter at the mess hall.
Not a single source ever said that Zeus was fucking Ganymede.
And no, before you go that way, "Love" in ancient greece does not mean sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:39:01 No.56585019 Report

Quoted By: >>56585437 >>56585876

>>56584789
>Greeks despised homosex
funniest thing I've read on this board in a while, thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:40:02 No.56585046 Report

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>>56584445
With all the leaks I missed the part where it said that. If there's an anon kind enough to share it here..

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:40:08 No.56585050 Report

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>>56584445
>She handcrafted EVERY pokemon to be a perfect fit for human boys cock
WHAT DID SHE MEANT BY THIS???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:41:12 No.56585081 Report

Quoted By: >>56585114 >>56587852

>His
>Her
Which is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:41:17 No.56585084 Report

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>>56584644
Arceus too. She even predates the human/pokemon distinction since those categories were created based on humans looking like Palkia and pokemon looking like Dialga. Everything we see in game for the creation trio are just avatars. Maybe Dialga would struggle a bit to take on a human form since he’s closer to pokemon but Palkia and Arceus should be able to look like regular human women

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:42:18 No.56585114 Report

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>>56585081
Dialga his
Arceus and Palkia her
Everything else is HEADCANON.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:44:20 No.56585174 Report

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>>56584445
>tranny god
Absolute state of pokeks

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:45:06 No.56585198 Report

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I need more cute arceus art. Gap moe...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:45:52 No.56585222 Report

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So is her husband still alive with her in heaven? That would explain the egg from the Arceus event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:46:08 No.56585230 Report

Quoted By: >>56585352

>Arceus is a tranny
Absolute state of sinnoh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:46:43 No.56585260 Report

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>>56584445
MOMMY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:46:47 No.56585263 Report

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>>56584990
Plato makes references to people saying Ganymede and Zeus were homos. If you're OK with Roman sources, Lucian is pretty clear in his dialogues Zeus was fucking him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:47:33 No.56585289 Report

Quoted By: >>56585352 >>56585413

>>56585174
She’s not a tranny. Arceus has never claimed and was never stated to be male. She’s female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:49:21 No.56585352 Report

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>>56585230
>>56585289

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:49:44 No.56585363 Report

Quoted By: >>56585903

>>56584985
>Source: Craig Williams, Roman Homosexuality
Fucking retard. That entire book was a bunch of shit Williams was pulling out of his ass and making assumptions based on contemporary to him ideas of homosex, while also claiming shit like "a vase demonstrates two men, so those two men were gay", or thinking that Sparta and Athens are proof of liking gayship because they called each other gay, when it was just one warring city calling the other a faggot as an insult.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:51:19 No.56585413 Report

Quoted By: >>56585478

>>56585289
The story refers to Arceus as he first. Trannymon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:52:04 No.56585437 Report

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>>56585019
He’s right
The Greeks who were doing faggot shit during the degenerate times were doing them specifically to spite tradition and their parents
Exactly like modern faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:53:11 No.56585478 Report

Quoted By: >>56585606

>>56585413
>The story refers to Arceus as he first
where

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:56:52 No.56585606 Report

Quoted By: >>56585683 >>56585785 >>56585799 >>56586200

>>56585478
>"The absolute god Aus created a giant, a manifestation of HIS chaotic power, for the ultimate creation of the world"
He turned himself into a woman to fuck some human dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 20:59:28 No.56585683 Report

Quoted By: >>56585857

>>56585606
Or Arceus is a futa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:02:40 No.56585785 Report

Quoted By: >>56585857

>>56585606
The he here is clearly a mistranslation
Pokemon are always referred to neutrally so it should say it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:03:16 No.56585799 Report

Quoted By: >>56585857

>>56585606
Japanese doesn't use 3rd person pronouns like that, if you autotranslate almost anything from Japanese including things that are explicitly about female characters you'll get random his and hims inserted because the translation software doesn't understand context and without the context there's not enough information in the language to apply English pronoun genders to it so they default to "his".

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:05:02 No.56585857 Report

Quoted By: >>56585909 >>56585925

>>56585799
>>56585785
>>56585683
Loki turned himself to a female horse in myths. Make deities turning to females is nothing new. Arceus is a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:05:38 No.56585876 Report

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>>56585019
You're a kinaidos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:06:37 No.56585903 Report

Quoted By: >>56586998

>>56585363
>Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:06:49 No.56585909 Report

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>>56585857
I never said it's anything new but the point is Arceus has never been gendered as male or female, it has always been referred to as an it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:06:58 No.56585915 Report

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>Jobbed to Regigigas so bad he trooned out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:07:15 No.56585925 Report

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>>56585857
Nah, Arceus is a girl.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:09:18 No.56585996 Report

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Arceus is female and pushes Human male eggs out of her llama pussy. This has been canon since Gen IV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAuAJfCvfUg&t=81s

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:13:35 No.56586152 Report

Quoted By: >>56586261

>>56584445
I NEED wholesome art of Arceus living peacefully with her human husband and their kids. I NEED IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:14:48 No.56586189 Report

Quoted By: >>56588110

In my SCHIZO HEADCANON human Arceus looks like Cynthia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:15:06 No.56586200 Report

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>>56585606
A lot of the leaked stories switch between "he" and "her" pronouns because of translation fuckery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:16:57 No.56586261 Report

Quoted By: >>56586524

>>56586152
>story ends with the father sacrificing himself to save the twins from a giant, who evolve into dialga and palkia to defeat the giant
>arceus then turns her lover's soul into the lake trio
tragic kino

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:18:50 No.56586329 Report

Quoted By: >>56586354 >>56586446

>Male voice in the Arceus movie
>Male in mystery dungeon
>"I-its female because of some shitty 2005 fanfic by an employee who doesn't even work at GF anymore"

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:19:27 No.56586354 Report

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>>56586329
Can men lay eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:22:00 No.56586446 Report

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>>56586329
Maybe they just refer to her as male because the idea god is a woman is unacceptable to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:23:33 No.56586501 Report

Quoted By: >>56586539 >>56586542 >>56586549 >>56586592

Where's Girantina in all this though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:24:13 No.56586524 Report

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>>56586261
>the lake trio gave humans emotions
>all humans thus have a part of Arceus' husband in them
>Arceus so loves humanity because of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:24:38 No.56586539 Report

Quoted By: >>56586918

>>56586501
kidnapping and getting plapped by autistic men in their mid-20s who have nothing going on in life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:24:42 No.56586542 Report

Quoted By: >>56587094

>>56586501
Who do you think the "giant" is referring to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:24:54 No.56586549 Report

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>>56586501
maybe he's the giant alter ego?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:26:05 No.56586592 Report

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>>56586501
Human-kun's least favorite child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:28:58 No.56586706 Report

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b buh i wanna be the mommy. and aus the daddy. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:35:46 No.56586918 Report

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>>56586539
>Giratina has a human form that looks like Dawn but black, and marries Cyrus
>together they create the world of the Ultra Recon Squads
Deepest lore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:38:09 No.56586998 Report

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>>56585903
>Pompeii
>Eumachia
That's rome you fucking retard.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:41:12 No.56587094 Report

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>>56586542
Regigigas before it got the ability slow start

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 21:56:12 No.56587587 Report

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>>56584461
no where in that lore dump did it talk about it being a boy. It says man. If I'm wrong then please do correct me, but I saw nothing that even insinuated it was a boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 22:04:00 No.56587852 Report

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>>56585081
machine translation has difficulty keeping pronouns straight in Japanese because it's usually contextual
you can translate stuff unambiguously about a single girl and still get "his" spat out

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Anonymous Sun 13 Oct 2024 22:11:26 No.56588110 Report

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>>56586189
It's true and her husband was a shota

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