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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:31:33 No.56609377 View View Reply Original Report

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>Typhlosion is a rapist
>rats are known for being rapists who breeds nonstop
Zodiacbros win once again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:40:49 No.56609555 Report

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>>56609377
finally someone saying it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:41:49 No.56609577 Report

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>>56609377
we'll bring everyting back the other fags hated on /vp/ and it all turns slowly canon thanks to the leak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:43:57 No.56609652 Report

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it's a badger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:48:13 No.56609757 Report

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That retarded dinossaur thing is an ox?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:49:25 No.56609793 Report

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>>56609377
>aligator
>an ox

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:51:00 No.56609831 Report

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>>56609377
>make a story about packs of retarded ape pokemon that gang rape a woman
>seems fine
>story of a loving consenting relationship with one of them sacrificing themselves
>use the japanese word for girl instead of woman to make her sound cute
>WOAH GUYS TYPHLOSION IS A PEDOPHILE XD!!@!!!!!@!!!! OH AND A RAPIST I GUESS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WAS THERE (right?)
these stupid fucking zoomers and millenials holy shit, this is why we never got the real pokemon lore. we could have had rivaling tribes of pokemon/people but we didn't because you lack the capacity to enjoy art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 16:36:30 No.56610855 Report

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>>56609377
which animals are not known to rape all the time exactly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 16:52:52 No.56611237 Report

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>>56609377
put charmander on the snake spot. charizard is not a dragon.

put the current starter on the dragon spot.

there fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:01:02 No.56611432 Report

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>>56611237
the ox is gen10 - if another leak on this board right now holds true. so this might even work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:01:43 No.56611450 Report

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>>56609377
Do people still believe in this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:02:39 No.56611469 Report

Quoted By: >>56615704 >>56619393

>>56609793
Oxen are called bulls. Male Alligators are called bulls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:03:34 No.56611489 Report

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>>56611450
I do, it's fun theorizing what zodiac each starter could be, same with the water starter weapon one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:10:51 No.56611628 Report

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>>56611489
I'm hoping for the Horse fire starter it's a Hippo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:13:39 No.56611697 Report

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>>56611628
imagine a see-horse fire starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:23:37 No.56611909 Report

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Could have a Pokemon inspired by an elephant, they'd still find a way to fit it into the zodiac. You really have to stop giving credence to these zodiacfags morons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:24:56 No.56611946 Report

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Woah, look at that! Another mind broken typhlosionfag!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 19:00:21 No.56613963 Report

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>>56609377
Not even the Heisei Number Theory guy stretched things this far

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 20:12:48 No.56615704 Report

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>>56611469
holy stretch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 20:19:50 No.56615874 Report

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>>56615704
holy cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 20:20:03 No.56615880 Report

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>>56609377
>rat - an echidna that turns into a badger
>dog - a fox. just because they're both canines doesn't mean they're the same thing
>crococdile - """""""""""""""""ox"""""""""""""""""
You are officially taking the piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:20:31 No.56617279 Report

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>>56609377
>fox is a dog
>alligator/crocodile is an ox
so what will happen when a future gen has an actual fire bull?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:26:37 No.56617436 Report

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>>56615880
>>dog - a fox. just because they're both canines doesn't mean they're the same thing
This one is real though, the chinese wording on that zodiac can be either fox or dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:28:46 No.56617483 Report

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In japan, foxes are considered dogs
The Kitsune fruit in One Piss is in the dog category, for instance
>https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Inu_Inu_no_Mi,_Model:_Kyubi_no_Kitsune

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 22:21:41 No.56618585 Report

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>>56617279
they'll say Fuecoco is a snake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 22:27:00 No.56618682 Report

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This is a cow according to zodiacfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 22:33:41 No.56618818 Report

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I want the gen 10 fire starter to be a parrot or a squid to see where zodiacfags would put it in

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 22:41:26 No.56618989 Report

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>>56618682
does it not have spots?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:00:47 No.56619364 Report

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Again, this is a cow according to zodiacfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:02:23 No.56619393 Report

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>>56611469
That only works in english retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:08:44 No.56619534 Report

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>>56609377
Snake will definitely have a Cadecus theme
Horse will be pegasus theme akin to Sailor Moon
I have no idea what they can do for a sheep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:11:11 No.56619601 Report

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>>56619364
You can in fact milk it, one way or another.

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