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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:34:47 No.56609441 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56609529 >>56609561 >>56609682 >>56609764 >>56609861 >>56610261 >>56611585 >>56613466 >>56618065

W-Why is she looking at me like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:37:09 No.56609489 Report

Quoted By: >>56609520 >>56609615 >>56611496

If she's looking at you like that, it's because she read your mind and knows EXACTLY what you were thinking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:39:17 No.56609520 Report

Quoted By: >>56609583 >>56609666

>>56609489
But isn't it plausible that he only started thinking those thoughts because of the promiscuous look she gave him, thus inserting the idea in his head?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:39:31 No.56609529 Report

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>>56609441
because she can (telepathic) read your mind baka.
shooo! go! don't let her wait!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:41:04 No.56609561 Report

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>>56609441
Big fish sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:41:58 No.56609583 Report

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>>56609520
It is actually. She could test you by giving you a look and seeing where your mind goes. Even if you weren't immediately horny or thinking anything in the moment, she could test to see if you'd still be down.

What a fucking slut

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:43:02 No.56609615 Report

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>>56609489
I'm really craving a big burger right now, or a kebab. man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:43:49 No.56609640 Report

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Lapras are such cute feminine wives just wishing to be useful to human men, comfortably carrying them across the waters and offering their soft underside for relief

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:44:21 No.56609666 Report

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>>56609520
You're thinking it now, which means you're consenting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:44:30 No.56609670 Report

Quoted By: >>56609706

I haven't found that story, only the octilery and slakoth, where I find it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:45:12 No.56609682 Report

Quoted By: >>56609727

>>56609441
>going to the deepest part of union cave on a friday night
Really no reason to be there other than casual pokesex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:46:03 No.56609706 Report

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>>56609670
It's mislabeled as Milotic in the filename. It's basically the same as the Octillery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:46:26 No.56609716 Report

Quoted By: >>56609738 >>56609798 >>56609813 >>56609852 >>56609994 >>56612686 >>56613038

Look how big the average Lapras is. Are you sure you wanna fuck this thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:47:03 No.56609727 Report

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>>56609682
>union cave
It all makes sense, the union is sex. It's a popular fuck spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:47:23 No.56609738 Report

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>>56609716
I'll use my arm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:48:29 No.56609764 Report

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>>56609441
>I need about tree fiddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:49:36 No.56609798 Report

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>>56609716
Clearly humans reach deep enough inside considering it came back the next day for more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:50:11 No.56609813 Report

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>>56609716
They're only about 8 feet tall according to the Pokedex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:51:24 No.56609852 Report

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>>56609716
that not how big the average lapras is however

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:51:42 No.56609861 Report

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>>56609441

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:56:57 No.56609994 Report

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>>56609716
look how happy she is being pet on the head for being a good girl
no I won't fuck that, I will make love to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 15:57:53 No.56610023 Report

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>>56609994
She doesn't want your love, she wants your cock and then to leave you with her bastard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 16:03:57 No.56610154 Report

Quoted By: >>56610215 >>56610342

Couldn't Lapras read your mind to figure out exactly what was getting you off the best and then lean into that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 16:07:05 No.56610215 Report

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>>56610154
Absolutely

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 16:09:00 No.56610261 Report

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>>56609441
this picture is turning me into a pokephile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 16:13:01 No.56610342 Report

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>>56610154
>Canonically loves making humans happy
>Mind-readers
>Confirmed to be into sex with humans
That'd probably be their MO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:03:57 No.56611496 Report

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>>56609489
This.
NSFW https :// e621 net/posts 4816069

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:08:35 No.56611585 Report

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>>56609441
>Ara ara anon
>Having dirty thoughts again
>No need to be frustrated
>Let me take care of them for you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 17:58:31 No.56612686 Report

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>>56609716
Why did I read this as
>Look how happy the average Lapras is. Are you sure you wanna fuck this thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 18:14:19 No.56613038 Report

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>>56609716

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 18:17:11 No.56613094 Report

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She's thinking
>"Ohoho, I bet he wants a ride across the lake. Well, I'd love to give him a ride. Ferrying humans is so much fun, and I get to hear them amble about their lives in the process. Ah, what fun it must be to be human. Fun, but also so complicated!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 18:35:34 No.56613466 Report

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>>56609441
>Oh no <3 It looks like I'm beached~ tee hee I hope no HUMAN MEN come by <3

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 19:01:02 No.56613981 Report

Quoted By: >>56615160 >>56616976 >>56617984

>ferries you off to a random archipelago in the sevii islands and doesnt let you leave unless you propose
Evil. Doesn't she get that:
1. Arceus frowns upon such acts.
2. It's immoral for the human to accept such an inane idea.
3. It's wrong and pokemon and humans CANNOT get married.
4. Probably illegal (for the human only.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 19:52:18 No.56615160 Report

Quoted By: >>56615403

>>56613981
I have my Pidgey use Fly and go back home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 20:01:47 No.56615403 Report

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>>56615160
What would you do if the Lapras knocked you from it's back into the sea and then used it's tongue to strip you of your clothing and Pokeballs? What would you do then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 20:05:09 No.56615492 Report

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>>56609727
Goonion cave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 20:19:30 No.56615863 Report

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>>56615403
I would use Close Combat and sit upon its decaying corpse and ask the ghosts if honor matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:05:27 No.56616920 Report

Quoted By: >>56617272 >>56617898

>>56615863
You're not a pokemon retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:07:48 No.56616976 Report

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>>56613981
No one tell this poster about the Arceus story where she turns into a woman and has twins with a human man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:20:19 No.56617272 Report

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>>56616920
>He thinks only Pokemon can know CQC
Failure as a human! Failure as a human!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:48:53 No.56617898 Report

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>>56616920
Human movepools suck but they do exist
Just gotta put the work in

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:52:27 No.56617984 Report

Quoted By: >>56618030

>>56613981
We know that's you Alolan Ninetales. Instead of seething with envy about it all day, why don't you just ask you master to finally give it to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:54:41 No.56618030 Report

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>>56617984
FINE
YOU GODDAMN BITCH
IF I GIVE YOU THE FUCKING RAINBOW BEAN WILL YOU STOP BUGGING ME?
GOD FUCKING DAMN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 21:56:26 No.56618065 Report

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>>56609441
God, imagine that big meaty pussy.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 22:12:48 No.56618394 Report

Quoted By: >>56620147 >>56620457

*pomf*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:36:48 No.56620147 Report

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>>56618394
ponder the heft

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Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:47:20 No.56620412 Report

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She's not even that big really

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Oct 2024 23:49:18 No.56620457 Report

Quoted By: >>56621211

>>56618394
>Weight
>485.0 lbs.
his bones, shattered

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 00:18:06 No.56621211 Report

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>>56620457
It's distributed over a lot of area and she's probably soft and squishy.

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