Sometimes you gotta pop out and show trainers
Certified water type, I'm the one that up the score with 'em
Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him
Send me out, crit on him, it's super effective, OHKO on him

Say Typhlosion, I heard you like 'em young
You better not ever go to Poké Mart one
To any trainer that catch him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' starter from him
They tell me Slaking the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And Nosepass at the party, playin' with his nose now
And Lapras got a weird case, why is she around?
Certified fire type? Certified pedophile