I've come to make an announcement: Arceus is a bitch-ass humanfucker, she pissed on my fucking brethren. That's right, she took her dick-suckin' slut pussy out and she pissed on my fucking brothers, and she said her human partners count is "THIS MANY," and I said "that's fucking degenerate," so I'm making a callout post on my
X.com: Arceus, you've got a hag cunt. It's as pure as the average Slaking victim except WAY impure. And guess what? Here's what my fist looks like
That's right, baby. All power, no safety, no mercy — look at that, it looks like three giant dicks that FUCKS. She fucked up my bros, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY +6 252+ ATK CHOICE BAND TERA NORMAL REGIGIGAS GIGA IMPACT! Except I'm not gonna fuck the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M FUCKING THE MOON! How do you like that, Lunala?! I FUCKED THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the newborn REGIANTS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I Giga Impact you too!