Your Honor, my client is innocent in all this and is a victim of a grotesque slandering campaign against his status in the national Pokédex.

I mean, have you ever heard of a Pokemon, let alone a Typhlosion speaking the human language? And what about his so called consumption of berries? Everyone knows that Typhlosions are mainly carnivores that consume prey of all sizes with the occasional carrion.
Who is to say that this so called "Typhlosion" wasn't actually a man, nay, a furry dressed up as my client with severe schizophrenia and other similar mental disorders?

Your Honor, members of the Jury, it's obvious to me that this fabricated story was paid for by a certain Pokemon carrying a pendulum looking to whitewash his own crimes.