LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB! It’s TYSPLOSHIONS my most FAVORITE POKEMON!
>Typhlosion! Typhlosion!
You’re telling me it’s KEKOLDING TIME ALREADY? YIPIEEE I’ll get the EXTRA SLIPPY ANAL LUBE and make some popco…
>Typhlosion
WHAT? You’re telling me you RUINED my wife and now want something YOUNGER AND TIGHTER? You WANT MARON? She will live on a diet exclusively on berries and those berries are *gulp* LEFTOVER CUM DROPS YOU LEFT IN 18?!
>Typhlosion...
And after she GIVES BIRTH to my half pokemon grandchildren THEYRE GONNA INHERIT THE KEK GENE so THEYLL GET KEKED BY HUMAN COCK?! Creating an ENDLESS CYCLE OF KEKOLDING?!
well before you go Maron I have to teach you about Pokémon on human transmitted STDs and all I can say is YABBA DABBA DOO GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!