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My "normal" friends are starting to ask what happened with pokemon yesterday...

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:20:35 No.56633422 View View Reply Original Report

how should I approach this? I don't wanna ruin more childhoods...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:21:42 No.56633437 Report

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>>56633422
Tell them that a woman wrote zoophile smuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:22:58 No.56633450 Report

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>>56633422
Just tell them the story and let them draw their own conclusion. It's just a folk tale, nothing more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:23:45 No.56633463 Report

Quoted By: >>56633487

Just don't say anything and they will forget in a week

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:25:13 No.56633487 Report

Quoted By: >>56633538 >>56633554

>>56633463
they are actively asking im afraid. they saw it was trending on twitter etc but didnt bother reading the stories as they were in english

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:27:10 No.56633521 Report

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>>56633422
And you ask /vp/ of all places?
I'll give you a pass this time, just mention there was a leak of data, lots of hidden/beta content/art and some of the lore that dropped could be seen as "dark" so people are overreacting to it even though a lot of Pokédex entries and etablished canon lore are on a similar note if you look for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:28:24 No.56633538 Report

Quoted By: >>56633571

>>56633487
If they can't read english, no reason to freak out, just stay vague, act confused and it will probably die down in a week anyway as another anon already said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:28:40 No.56633543 Report

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>>56633521
thanks anon this is a good start hopefully they wont pry more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:29:20 No.56633554 Report

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>>56633487
>Yeah so internal documents say Typhlosions will kidnap children they find in the forest to reproduce. Hypno was probably just defending Lostelle from the local Typdeo.
Maybe show them some of the beta forms for Metagross and Cacturne to offset the weirdness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:30:23 No.56633571 Report

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>>56633538
yeah I think I'll just keep it vague and hopefully they'll just drop it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:31:19 No.56633585 Report

Quoted By: >>56633600 >>56644775

>>56633422
My sister already knows about the leaks, even more so than me, and I just reminded her it’s cut rejected content.
My friend was also freaking out about this, and I just told him it’s basic mythology, exactly like what you find in yokai folklore. I even had him read the actual thing, and he realized it’s incredibly tame compared to what Greek and Norse gods did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:31:53 No.56633593 Report

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>>56633554
already told them the concept arts and the beta forms are the only good thing to come out of yesterdays leak haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:32:31 No.56633600 Report

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>>56633585
>>56633422
Please tell me you're meming lmao. Normals are actually freaking out about this? Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:35:53 No.56633643 Report

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>>56633600
i personally dont care that much as being chronically online has desensitized me of mostly anything. was just a bit surprised it was from the actual game freak but thats it

but the vast majority of ppl will be pretty shocked at the very least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:36:10 No.56633646 Report

Quoted By: >>56638533 >>56650653

>>56633600
The term “normals”, or “normies”, doesn’t exist, everyone is all kinds of weird. Some people are making jokes about it, acknowledging it’s nothing serious, others are actually freaked out by these “revelations”.

And then we have the godless degenerates here who act like their zoophilia was vindicated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 12:36:45 No.56633655 Report

Quoted By: >>56634233 >>56639288

>>56633600
>Normals are actually freaking out about this
Notoriously child-friendly franchise turns out not to be so child-friendly is pure normalfagbait and this is at a scale never-before-seen with the franchise audience size.
The boulder's only just started rolling downhill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 13:14:51 No.56634233 Report

Quoted By: >>56639994

>>56633655
It's almost like writers and creative people tend to not have closed enough of a mind to actually create things that are interesting instead of spouting other's ideas and doctrines like puritans huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 13:18:26 No.56634291 Report

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>>56633422
"Everything about the development stages was leaked, like scrapped content."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 13:21:09 No.56634325 Report

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>ruin childhoods
I fucking hate this memephrase
>oh no not the storyboard of Stu Pickles hitting babies, my hecking childhood
you're reaching your thirties, get a grip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 13:33:28 No.56634534 Report

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>>56633422
Tell them to them straight. Game Freak hated typhlosion and wrote lies to smear it as a rapist and since most modern fans hate typhlosion and looking for an excuse to cancel it, they drank up the lies, and nnow typhlosion will be erased form Pokémon. And anyone who ever likes it will be treated like a pervert if not lynched onsite

It’s your responsibility to let them know the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 13:42:46 No.56634633 Report

Quoted By: >>56635520

>>56633422
Why do your normalfag friends know that you are a 30+ year old man still obsessed with Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 14:41:44 No.56635520 Report

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>>56634633
not quite my age but still why would they not know about a hobby of mine? lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 15:19:19 No.56636090 Report

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>>56633422
its based on a japanese folklore story

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 16:07:48 No.56636843 Report

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>>56633422
you could just have said
>oh i don't know haha
it's not that deep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 17:33:24 No.56638393 Report

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>>56633422
plappill them on lapras

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 17:41:22 No.56638533 Report

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>>56633646
>normies don't exist
>but if you don't act like how I want you, you should be ousted!
nice way of outing yourself, normalfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 17:44:17 No.56638584 Report

Quoted By: >>56638722

"People found out the Pokemon developers were tossing around the idea of having fairy tales about love stories between people and talking Pokemon in one of the older games, but scrapped it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 17:46:35 No.56638616 Report

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>>56633422
Just tell them about the teraleak and speak about the leaked gen 3-5 stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 17:52:08 No.56638713 Report

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>>56633422
Just tell them the truth it's not canon and retards on the internet are just being spergs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 17:52:28 No.56638722 Report

Quoted By: >>56639632

>>56638584
If that's what you consider love.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 18:20:19 No.56639288 Report

Quoted By: >>56644933

>>56633655
Those wimps didn't grow up with the pokemon manga(s) like real men did

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 18:37:53 No.56639564 Report

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>>56638533
Tourists are coming here for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 18:42:38 No.56639632 Report

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>>56638722
The Typhlosion story is vague enough that it might not be rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 19:05:01 No.56639994 Report

Quoted By: >>56643960

>>56634233
The cancel brigade isn't being led by puritans lol. It's being lead by rainbow hairs who elected a child sniffing Typhlosion because he told them he'd absolve their student loans. They lash out at retarded shit like this because they hate that they put real kiddies in danger just so they could get some money (or rather have debt eliminated). And they didn't even get that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 19:12:15 No.56640105 Report

Quoted By: >>56643689

>>56633422
>a bunch of internal Game Freak documents, including source code for some of the games, got leaked.
>What about Typhlosion? Oh, it was mentioned in some weird folklore-myth drafts written for Diamond and Pearl about 20 years ago. Very creepypasta type stuff, so it obviously didn't make it into the folklore they actually put in the games lol.
There ya go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 19:22:42 No.56640257 Report

Quoted By: >>56643801

My normie brother who doesn't even like Pokemon other than playing Go a few years back just sent me a Typhlosion rapist meme today. It gave me whiplash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 21:18:36 No.56642199 Report

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>>56633422
Send them the stories and the leaks with no twitter intervention. If you take out the retarded 3rd world monkeys on their phones the stories are pretty interesting lore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 22:41:40 No.56643689 Report

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>>56640105
It very obviously did get truncated and put in the games though, then referenced again in legends arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 22:46:51 No.56643801 Report

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>>56640257
Fucking awesome brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 22:47:47 No.56643819 Report

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>>56633422
just show them the furry porn you fap to, you might be able to find a boyfriend that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 22:51:21 No.56643885 Report

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Just fucking tell them the truth, which is that the leaks have a bunch of early versions of the Canalave library myths, which are based on Greek tragic myths, Japanese yokai stories, etc that have pokemon abducting or reproducing with people with tragic and spooky consequences

Aside from maybe the Slakoth one they're not actually that explicit or edgy/kinky.

People are making it out to be a bigger deal then it actually is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 22:55:29 No.56643960 Report

Quoted By: >>56643978 >>56646265

>>56639994
No one is cancelling a pokemon
This is basically normie pokefags getting their equivalent of realizing that Santa isn't real, and that some people who work at GF and folk myths are fucking weird

Happens every time when a notoriously child-friendly company gets knocked off their pedestal, like whenever there's a leak from Disney, the company that sent the creator of Gravity Falls a bunch of internal memos to change the show's script multiple times for censorship's sake over stupid things like usage of the words "salacious" or "Lucifer"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 22:56:26 No.56643978 Report

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>>56643960
spongebob and disney porn vaults situation again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 23:32:45 No.56644775 Report

Quoted By: >>56646799

>>56633585
But why are there so many detailed descriptions of dismemberment, including several accounts of eye gouging? That's the part that really weirds me out, the rest sound like actual mythology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Oct 2024 23:40:03 No.56644933 Report

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>>56639288
There are a lot of canon pokephilia examples, its been canon since forever https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 00:52:47 No.56646265 Report

Quoted By: >>56646896

>>56643960
>No one is cancelling a pokem-ACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 01:22:57 No.56646791 Report

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Explain in great detail how a pokemon cock penetrated ight virgin human pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 01:23:42 No.56646799 Report

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>>56644775
anon...have you ever read any mythology?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 01:23:44 No.56646801 Report

Quoted By: >>56648406

>>56633422
Send them the stories, pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 01:28:46 No.56646896 Report

Quoted By: >>56646948

>>56646265
Five of these seem to have something in common, but I can't really put my finger on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 01:31:50 No.56646948 Report

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>>56646896
you have to be careful around guys with moustaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 01:51:58 No.56647299 Report

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>>56633422
"dunno"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 03:01:36 No.56648406 Report

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>>56646801
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 05:35:29 No.56650268 Report

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>>56633422
Just redirect them to here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 05:56:24 No.56650481 Report

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>>56633422
Pokemon are part-human and descended from shape-shifting forest spirits a long time ago. Some say that people who lived in the woods with the forest spirits wore animal pelts and became like animals and that's where pokemon came from. Others argue that pokemon are literally half forest spirit and half human. Dumb people are boiling it down to some weird sex scandal, but all the lore really says is modern typhlosion line is descended from human and pokemon ancestors. There's absolutely no implied pedophilia involved with this story at all, the actual text doesn't even call Bakfun's wife "young" or anything like that. Just "girl." All the perverted shit about it is straight up internet hysteria and fake news.

Tell them that.

Anonymous

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>>56633646
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