>Biking down route 34
>See a cute girl trainer
>She has a fucking Quilava with her
EVERY
TIME
I can't even walk down a street in Goldenrod without seeing a Cyndaquil or Quilava
Do you realize just how many single mothers have a Typhlosion? How many times I've seen a Typhlosion walking kids home from the school?
WE'RE NOT IN SINNOH, THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE ILLEGAL. WHAT IS LANCE DOING? WHEN IS HE GOING TO ACT AGAINST THESE DEGENERATES?