HOLY ARCEUS, 18! You mean you WISHED for Shenron to turn me into this YELLOW ABOMINATION???? And now we are going on a KEK TOUR of the KEK-ANTO region? What does THAT mean???? HOLY MATSUDA, you are going to CHALLENGE EVERY TRAINER YOU MEET to a POKEMON FIGHT???? You are going to DELIBERATELY keep me UNDERLEVELED so I have ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE to win???? And when I am INEVITABLY HUMILIATED AND DEFEATED you will OFFER YOUR BODY TO THE VICTOR since you won't bring ANY MONEY with you??? I'll get to HEAR the sounds of you being ASSBANGED by HALF THE KANTO REGION from INSIDE my tiny Poké Ball-shaped KEK CLOSET, all while knowing that MY OWN IMPOTENCE could not prevent me from getting KEKED once again???? And WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE SAYING???? Before coming back home, you will CATCH AND RAISE a MACHOKE BVLL that may PLEASURE YOU in the way my DISGUSTING ELECTRIC RAT DICK will NO LONGER be able to??? W-what can I say but.... YABBA-DABBA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!