>>56652994FORNICATING FLAREONS! Is that a ikemen I see? You say that you are a TYPHLOSION that is actually born from the IMPURE UNION of none other than an RAPIST TYPHLOSION and HUMAN GIRL? and that you apparently found my INNOCENT AND PRETTY MARRON in the woods were MIND-ALTERING BERRIES grow? Right now you are explaining this piece of lore to me because those very berries have been and are being used to MIND CONTROL MY DAUGHTER and MY WIFE INTO FUCKING POKEMON? What's even more puzzling is the fact that your INDISCRIMINATE RAPING has nothing to do with feeding, gathering resources or even controlling your population, but you're DELIBERATELY KEKKOLDING ME, for absolutely NO REASON AT ALL? ORGASMING OCTILLERYS!
There's more? You will not only ELIMINATE every single MEMORY OF ME from their head but the LITTLE MARRON will also be IMPREGNATED WITH HOT TYPHLOSION JIZZ? After your kind finishes MINDRAPING my FAMILY, you will finally KEK ME by ruthlessly FUCKING MY ANDROID WIFE and my DAUGHTER's CUNNY right after, your SUPERIOR BADGER BVLL ROD yet SATISFIED?
All the while I'm WATCHING in the RAPE CAVE, alongside the CUM-COVERED FLESH of my FAMILY? What can I say besides YABBA DABBA DOO!