>>56703634Considering her birth basically created... everything, I think she went for parts.
First, everything existed, but in such dissarray of chaos you wish you were dead.
Then, after the fight, she may have find a cave where a man was hiding seeing the literal end of world (which was the beginning, ironically).
When she got her daughters, Regi was like "round 2 bitch, no bell this time", but she won.
And when she saw the world of her lover destroyed, she was like "you know, since you like to leave your shit around, CARRY IT FOREVER", and forced poor gi to move all the stuff, making the world as we know it.
In the mean time, Arceus was with her Hoenn kids, letting them "play" and telling big bro Quaza that if they start to play hard, he is the one with the authority (and power) to stop them. Imagine carrying continents while one kid terraform them, and the other makes you walk with oceans around your ankles.
By the time everything was put in order, he was like "I may be tired, but third time is the charm!". And she cheated, again. She put him to sleep, carry him to his neet cave, and let him sleep forever.
I think the reason he has Slow Start is because bro needs a LOT of coffee to move. You think Weezing is a bong? No, is his fucking morning coffee, and he won't start until he gets his sippy.
