KONICHIWA DUDE! You're telling me after being one of THE MOST LUSTED AFTER POKEMON with over 19k results on e621 that the canonization of pokephillia wont be about me? You're gonna write EROTICA about a fisherman getting HIS COCK SUCKED by an OCTILLERY?!?! A typhlosion RAPING A TEENAGER!?!?! All while I the modt HUMAN SHAPED AND GENETICALLY COMPATIBLE POKEMON sit in the KEK CHAIR FLICKING THE BEAN to these NINTENDO APPROVED PIECES OF LORE?!?!?!
What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO IM SUCH A HAPPY KEKQUEAN!!!