(It's a 'Phlosion...)
(Pedo 'Phlosion 'Phlosion 'Phlosion...)

Young Akari, she was just 15
When she went outside, to go try exploring
She discovered a cave, never before seen
(Gotta watch your back there could be a Typhlosion)
When she went nearby, there was a man near it
She tried to look at his face, but then he said quit
Then come the next morning her awareness had changed
A Typhlosion inhabited this cave!
('Phlosion 'Phlosion)
When she next woke up, she realized
Months had passed in his lair
And a baby had arrived
Then Typhlosion said her father must die!
He ignored her pleas as she began to cry!
It was then he told her what she had to do
In the event his plans failed and the baby was screwed
Burn His Dead Corpse As Firewood!
(Gotta watch your back there could be a Typhlosion)
(Gotta watch your back there could be a Typhlosion)
(Gotta watch your back there could be a (Typhlosion))