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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:08:17 No.56701507 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56701518 >>56701522 >>56701524 >>56701527 >>56701589 >>56701632 >>56701969

Its body temperature is 2,300 degrees hotter than the bomb dropped on fucking Hiroshima and you let your son have picnics with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:09:10 No.56701518 Report

Quoted By: >>56701986 >>56702280

>>56701507
Nukes are fake and gay.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were carpet bombed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:09:34 No.56701522 Report

Quoted By: >>56701682 >>56702024

>>56701507

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:09:41 No.56701524 Report

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>>56701507
It’s cold to people it likes, it regulates it’s body temp duh. Also top 10 Pokemon,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:09:55 No.56701527 Report

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>>56701507
humans are orders of magnitude stronger in the world of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:15:47 No.56701589 Report

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>>56701507
that's the potential, but since Magcargo is shit none was able to reach just a fraction of its full potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:17:10 No.56701604 Report

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>>56701524
This. People are actually out here saying Magcargo is going 100% every single second of the day.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:19:34 No.56701632 Report

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>>56701507
My guy needed an evolution with a volcano shaped shell and typing that isn't shit. Can't be fast, it's a snail, but it should be tanky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:23:52 No.56701679 Report

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>>56701632
It has a high ass defense, but nothing weak to Earthquake AND Surf can stand for long

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:24:06 No.56701682 Report

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>>56701522
wtf

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:52:31 No.56701969 Report

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>>56701507
My personal theory is that Pokemon aren't entirely real in the human dimension. They can effect each other fine but the energy they use for attacks is incredibly weak in our realm. Only way to explain stuff like this and normal humans surviving a hyper beam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:53:34 No.56701986 Report

Quoted By: >>56702024 >>56702044

>>56701518
what schizphrenia is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 03:58:11 No.56702024 Report

Quoted By: >>56702044

>>56701986
The kind that only uneducated gen alphas who don't remember a time before modern special effects can have. You see it too often.

>>56701522
He needed not shit typing. There are some type combinations no pokemon should be as long as Surf is an HM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 04:00:23 No.56702044 Report

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>>56701986
>>56702024
None. Nukes are fake and gay, made up by the same people who claim to have "the sampson option" if pushed too far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 04:13:01 No.56702134 Report

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It's also a handy egg incubator!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 04:30:15 No.56702280 Report

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>>56701518
What

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Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 04:31:52 No.56702304 Report

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>>56701969
Alternatively, they can all regulate the amount of power they output which is why that karate dude didn't get annihilated in Gen 2. It's the only way this shit makes sense.

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