Jordan Peele
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>IS THAT.........A 'WHITE' CHESSPIECE? AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE CRACKERMAN SAVE MEEEEE
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
So this is where Ayrei stole it from
epic
>>56710758 He also seems to be (based on) shofu judging from the internal trainer class name and some switches kek
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
cycling bridge continues to be one of the worst parts of this, 20 million destiny bond koffings and weezings. also the bird, glad I remembered and saved
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56710855 >not running a fairy monotype this time faggots kek
>>56710868 classic 'pointing out the flaw and still committing to it', my favorite development trope
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
it really is incredible just how many trainers still use shitty NFEs at this point, i mean i don't expect or even want every trainer having 5+ full evos but level 72 teddiursa, really
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
I've said it a few times before in previous lps, this is in the top 5 moments
Anonymous
>>56709906 The fog ended up being a blessing for me when I played it. You're given a bunch of chesto berries IIRC, so you can go all in on offense while the AI wastes a bunch of turns spamming and missing Sleep Powder.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>56710941 still a better character arc than destiny and alanah, kek
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>>56710904 haha...they may have brought out a bit of repressed seethe from back then...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
still really fucking based
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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of all the things the random nudist beach is the most perplexing
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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suck the fattest part of my dick stochastic
i think you get the fire shield from this i guess >>56711015 a nice reward for having to deal with v*nguard PTSD, haha..
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
the only thing worth buying
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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it's becoming increasingly less subtle as this game goes on, bros
>>56711094 kek, godspeed (on the therapy you'll eventually end up going to)
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
neat
>>56711094 kek
I'll join you soon, h-haha...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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why can't women like this be real bros...
>>56711220 least overpowered fangame gardevoir alternate form
DukeLarge
>>56710750 And I get that, but I think Cherrim should obviously be a pokemon I don't want to take to a bug gym under any circumstances and Castform is Castform, particularly in sunny day form in a gym full of water types.
There's plenty else wrong with Reborn, Shelly is just a very easy example where any excuse that can be given just loops back into itself eventually because it's an endless chain of "X is okay though because you get Y, except Y is countered by Z, which in turn anything you do to address Z gets you hit by X" and I find the way much of the fangame community pretends this is good game design frustrating.
With that said, Reborn did have a lot of great QoL shit, the interface is great, and when it does actually let you have access to pokemon it tends to do so in a way that was legitimately great, the idea of acquiring pokemon in the world through little events and having those be different each time is a great idea, [and any pokemon game that gives me an easy Slurpuff is good] and I wish that was the aspect more games copied, not the mechanical design or the "literally had to be told that including someone's dad's suicide in game was insane by SomethingAwful of all places to remove it" writing.
Anyway in more fun topics, I will say that I'm enjoying Unbound's 'mon selection so far at least. Access to a decent set of ghosts, parts for a diverse Sandstorm team [being able to have fucking sandstorm early at-fucking all], Ice, and Fire types like this is actually pretty great and I'm also seeing a fair few decent poison types so I could do a mono-poison run if I wanted to pass up on "just have a Tyranitar" or the like.
Normally a decent selection of fire types, if any, is a mid-game thing because the games fear giving them to you, same with having even "a" ghost period and fuck having any ice types to work with or the parts for a good sandstorm team until endgame.
>>56710947 Yeah like I said, it's more the cop-out nature of the fog that annoys me.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
got some great cards, shiny mamoswine, scraggy, good amount of platinums including this one
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>greninja tries learning sludge bomb as a levelup move >can't learn it by TM kek
>>56711235 >because it's an endless chain of "X is okay though because you get Y, except Y is countered by Z, which in turn anything you do to address Z gets you hit by X" An entirely fair complaint. I would just disagree that it happens to the degree you claim it does in reborn, but it does happen
I'm also willing to admit part of it is from just how many fangames we've done, and Reborn not being particularly annoying or oppressive compared to some of them (Urmumium...) that my perspective is definitely skewed, kek
Anyway, all this really was to just warn you about gym gimmicks later in Unbound itself. If you're having a rough time in the second gym's gimmick, make sure to
check out the pokecenter a bit more closely . Be careful of adding too many slow rock and steel types to your team for the 4th gym, also
>>56711315 I think a good bit of autism with the cardshit would literally just be fixed if there was one card per evo line, christ
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>a PEDOPHILE in a glaceon mask 'playing' with this clearly socially awkward child was this section written by the /vp/ jannies
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56711349 nah man it's fine it's not like you need a complete collection for postgame
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>56711409 yeah, i guess it's kind of like saying 'i think this road would be easier to drive on if it weren't frozen over' kek
>it's not like you need a complete collection for postgame haha...
fuck this game
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Internet went out.
>>56709394 >>56709403 >>56709490 Thanks bros.
>>56709609 KEK
>>56709992 How does Fanlight's ability work with moves that modify their own BP like Stored Power, Hex, Knock Off, etc?
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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And it only took one guy's head getting blown off!
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56711539 glad to have you back bro. you get some rest for that headache?
>Fanlight's ability just tested it - hex at the very least gets blocked, so I assume the same is true for the rest. not surprising, since other BP modifiers like STAB don't factor in
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>56711708 er, well, STAB actually apparently isn't a BP modifier....well, whatever kek
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Pretty ez Dunno why the celebi was so strong and fast though kek, it outsped everything until I put a Icy wind or two on it
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>ragyo kiryuin >this line not completely out of rejuv world yet the mansion was a lot less annoying than i remember it being
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>that pokemon ashy just sent out >this line ashybros....
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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There was probably an ice stone earlier, but I missed it kek
>>56711809 haha...
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
DukeLarge
>>56711349 To be fair, Reborn has also been retooled like 40 fucking times. There was actually a sweetspot after SA took a dump on it where it cleaned it's shit up only to have someone convince the developer that "actually a schizo plot about God being a little psychotic child's best friend would be way better a postgame than just hunting down legendaries and unfucking this region" and it went right back to insanity.
I think the poison nihilist dad isn't even a nihilist talking about raising his daughter without hope anymore, let alone kills himself.
Uranium just has absolutely dogshit structure and progressional pacing and a few obscenely busted fakemon that Urmumium just exacerbated which might be why THAT dumpsterfire ended up like how it was.
Anyway, I feel like I...
Look it's Gym fucking 1 and the bad guys have already caught 2/3 of the legendaries they were after and while the writing isn't *bad* persay so far the pacing is kinda whack as fuck. I get that they foreshadowed the "The monster dudes aren't immune to electric" thing so odds are Zapdos is gonna bust out but 1st gym, bad guys are 2/3rds of the way to their initial goal is weird. But even more so is the dude had two goons, sic'd them on this little Gary looking bastard just as I was catching up and I figured "Oh a double battle" and then instead of that happening another fag showed up and just kinda pushed Not!Gary aside and said he'd hold him off so I figured "okay I'm gonna fight that dude" but nah they all just kinda...fucking left.
Music is pretty bopping though.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
I completely forgot your instructions on how to get through this place. It's every bit as retarded as you made it sound.
>>56711708 >you get some rest for that headache? Yeah doing much better now. Thanks.
>Fanlight's ability Scizor in absolute shambles.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>level 69 mmhmm...
yeah don't think i also haven't realized all of the 'abominations' are popular furfucker icons (rapidash, too, now, after the leaks, this game was truly ahead of its time)
anyway she oneshots nearly everything i have, good lord. might be time, to, uh, buy some booster packs from mr. de bahg
>>56711848 haha...you know of urmumium?
>and while the writing isn't *bad* persay so far don't worry, it gets worse
>>56711851 there's really just no way around it. keep going through the rooms, don't go through the same doorway twice, then
>keep going through the rooms until you reach the room with one bonepile >go through left door >when you get to the room with three bonepiles, go up Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
oh wait i forgot cards don't even work for me kek... man you think you could've, uhh, toned down the bossmon faggots if things like that if you turned that shit off? fucking hell
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56711947 join us wagie, join us in the loop
DukeLarge
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>>56711918 >It gets worse Tbh topping older versions of reborn is gonna be pretty hard unless it goes either full shitpost or full on "I've been working on this hack for like 10~ years here's some fucking digimon to fight for the final few trainers I don't give a fuck anymore." ala Omnicron/Zeta's last stretch.
>Is that a fucking "Dur the pokedex is wrong! Hurr hurr." crack. I stand corrected. I really fucking wish someone would sit all the faggots making these down and tell them that even if that was how that worked [it's not, plenty of shit on earth is hotter than the surface of the sun, lightning bolts, for example] none of you are being fucking original or funny with these jokes.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
actually fuck this fight and bossmon system dude
>the amount of times ashy's hydreigon comes out, does N O T H I N G and the yiffbomination has no moves to hit it effectively so it just mows my side of the field down instead aneurysm inducing
Whiteouts: 15
>They're not thinking of getting away, are they? it's a pokemon fangame, ashy
>>56712005 i VILL NOT farm the plvms
i VILL NOT be stuck in the jaunt of the infinite cycling loop
i VILL NOT get the platinum luck
yet Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56712117 gg, hope the
desert bit isn't as bad as I remember it is
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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nooooooo ashy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the unbreakable PTSD is real..
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
ez
>>56712117 gg, this is why I was skeptical of the Vanilla mode desu, I figured there wouldn't be any balancing to shit to make up for all of the extra power you're not getting
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56711918 >there's really just no way around it. keep going through the rooms, don't go through the same doorway twice, then I got mad enough to open up RPGMaker to see how it works
>It's a 5x5 grid from -2 to 2 on each axis >Moving off the grid resets you >Being at 0 on any axis causes the NPC to appear and spook you into thinking you messed up >Go up from the 1 bone room twice while at Y > 1 to reach the 3 bone room and go up there to solve the puzzle and safely exit the top of the grid without resetting to 0,0. >The down door will only take you out if your Y coord is 0 or below. This is a masterclass on how not to convey your puzzle to the player. Not only does the hint outright lie to you about how it works, it periodically gives you false negatives if you realign yourself with your starting state on either axis.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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If you squint really hard and do a hit of acid, this is just the ending of yugioh GX's third season.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
ummm sir? how can it be a 'cyborg' when it's clearly fully robot without being part human?
nice new 'pokemon' by the way
>>56712177 >>56712191 thanks
>gg, this is why I was skeptical of the Vanilla mode desu at this point i might as well turn it off, since the reason i wanted it in the first place was because i was hoping it would make...you know who not shitfests
i'll probably do it after i'm done in factorio
i'm still debugging in the bullshit though, fuck the feeling of being rewarded after long grueling hours of autism FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Fury Cutter simulator
>>56712256 Debugging your team to GP2 should make you strong enough to continue playing normally without tripping the wacky scaling, assuming you're playing on hard mode.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Ayyylmaos with *spins wheel* time travel, bodyjacking, and alchemic rituals
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56712256 never mind, i forgot fly existed kek
let's turn it up to...GP3 on all my mons
>first robot i encounter is GP5 wow.
how does a robot even....have a GP
>>56712195 it's amazing whenever fangame makers make up these needlessly complex puzzles (that are rough on themselves to make) instead of doing extremely basic shit like 'haha the skulls point to the direction of the door you gotta go through'
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Heckin' wholesome chungus dialogue my dude! Upboat!
>>56712329 GP3 is the threshold where the kaizorape begins from what I could tell. GP1 and GP2 are safe-ish.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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This isn't the full extent of the game's schizo is it? It's going to slam the gas isn't it?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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I can't help but mentally read everything from !shofu in Chef's voice from South Park due to these silly figures of speech and it's making this scene more enjoyable than probably intended.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>has a 90 BP 100 acc move that always paralyzes the target it's cool, but i'll look for better stuff for smeargle
crazy! when a boss doesn't have the most retarded ability ever and doesn't take 10 damage from everything unless you're rocking GP5 platinumshit or +6 boosted attacks, it's actually bearable! what a concept!
>>56712384 >>56712281 ah, I see what you mean
eh, I don't really care about the trainers having GP and shit, that's fine, I just hate the bossniggers
you enjoying this section? it gets progressively more unhinged from here too
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56712431 >you enjoying this section? Yes but for mostly ironic reasons. I'm not even opposed to the overall concepts being presented here tee bee desu, I just think devs like Eric do this stuff way more gracefully than the manic episode this game just turned into which admittedly has its own strange ironic charm.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
shofu down>teehee, not everybody can break type speciality like me so 'unique' and yet his ace is a shiny gp3 shiny card vaporeon, even stronger than his CHARIZARD. shieeet...is the whole 'this nigger somehow doesn't recognize you when he's his future counterpart' ever addressed? lol
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
This game is, at heart, a retelling of Terminator but with each chapter outsourced to a different fanfiction writer kek.
>>56712579 GG
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
And here I thought this guy was in the tournament dome
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
>>56712672 First wipe thanks to this thing
I didn't have Tepig on hand though so I'll see if it makes the difference
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i've made worse purchases
is there anything worth getting after you get surf in this game? i've yet to start the recomb proper
>>56712650 >>56712658 thanks bros.
>This game is, at heart, a retelling of Terminator but with each chapter outsourced to a different fanfiction writer top kek
>>56712672 haha, yeah...tournament buildings, DAE remember those??
good luck on the leader
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
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>>56712705 Forgot pic
It's one of those battles where it doesn't matter if you lose anyways so no Tepig testing
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>56712708 I think there's something good if you go over the river on the route east of sylen city
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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some of the fortune cookie readings are pretty good
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>two dragon dances let me outspeed it and did 300 damage per outrage loopGODS...but I agree with wagie if you make a vanilla mode actually balance it, the loop is not for everyone to say the least.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>the ball key contained more ball keys epic
thanks for the tip though, bunken
>>56712839 GG. yeah, i don't imagine it would take even long to tweak the values a bit if you wanted to keep shit like the stupid ability and everything
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>One ayylmao eating another to absorb their powers is a real concern in the story >NOOOOOOOOO CHUD YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR POKEMON ABSORB EACH OTHER'S BP IF YOU GOT A SHINY EARLY, GRIND OUT ANOTHER ONE! I've hatched legitimate GP5s of all of the species in my party and have "fed" them to my current main roster with the help of the miraculous breakthroughs of Dr. Ebug. Debating if I want to spend more time on the loop for the perfect Chansey.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
yes...fuck pokemon, and make super solders...
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56712919 thanks bro. I remember that EoE adds a merchant in a later town where you can buy ball keys so that's slightly worse now, kek. the only other surf spot I can really think of is the one at the first ice cave where we all caught the regional zubat
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Where do you get Assault Vest?
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
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The old rod gives you level 20 magikarps, neat
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
the only thing more powerful than W.T., Zin??m, and M*lia has arrived.
BOW... to jojo autism
>>56712981 >filename update kek
>>56712996 i found the bug nullifier outside forest loop town, actually, there's some decent shit but ultimately doesn't seem too worth it kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Moira barely scales >The trainers on her route are exponentially stronger than her >>56713032 How ridiculous is that thing?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>bro just input every possible combination of these 4 numbers great start
>mathshit sigh
*cracks knuckles*
let's debunk this
>>56713054 i'll show off in a bit, once i get into a battle, haha..
it might be better for you to see for yourself, if you encounter it on c*cling road
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>>56713032 Doesn't it not work on bossmons though? iirc it didn't
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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wagie I think this one's yours
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>more mathshit kill yourself, at least the first one was easy factorization
>>56713079 would be extremely lame if it didn't
doe irl jojo autism is stronger than this game's antagonists, tbf...
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>/vp/ autistically shits itself over anything resembling a jobmon Meanwhile in an unapologetic fangame:
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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wow this fag partner really is dogshit kek, all he did was get ohko'd before he could attack
>>56713104 Yeah I'm pretty sure it doesn't work on bossmons, it didn't on the foxfag last playthrough, it certainly wouldn't vs the higher tier anti cheese abilities like godlike and such kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Fuck you game! I did it on my own! No debug! Actually wasn't that hard, once I realized the center kid and the kid off to the direct left were the key Anyway here's it for the bros in case you want to skip it for yourselves
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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These chuuni 10 year olds making their own hoenn secret base is adorable.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Finally Probably gonna stop for the night
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56713213 thanks, I was dreading doing that again
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
This sidequest is stupid yet refreshingly lighthearted after all the schizophrenia on the mountain.
>>56713213 I'll probably skip this one if it's even half as stupid as the star maze was kek.
>>56713218 GG
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
neat boss but holy FUCK the partners in this game might actually be the worst i've ever seen. why do you not have GP you nigger. this is like the yang situation on steroids (though not as intolerable overall since at least you're allowed to have busted shit, but still)
anyway,
ZA WARUDO doesn't affect the dream box, but looks like the hypno was affected? i think? whatever >>56713238 no prob
>>56713218 night bro
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>you can catch the dream hypno afterwards the PEDOPHILE team is coming together bros. soon i'll even have the lynchpin of the team
>>56713249 it's nowhere near as bad, it's just a slightly rough logic puzzle and not 'blindly stumble around in the dark until you happen to go the right way'
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56713271 GG I think? I'm not clicking that.
>>56713294 Based and GG. Is having a (presumably) bossmon as busted as it sounds?
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
so far delphox has been not super useful, weak link of the team. first try, the section before gave me more trouble
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Gray hair Another ayyylmao?
>>56713362 GG
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>barely even changed his team from last time why even bother
>changed his mega from torterra to metagross holy SOVLless
>>56713330 it's mostly just spoiling what the peliLORD does, but thanks
>Is having a (presumably) bossmon as busted as it sounds? i've never used it before, i didn't do this sidequest last time
>dark/psychic (i just picked up the bug nullifier) >115/50/55/145/85/45 statline >...unfortunately pretty similar moveset to hypno outside of one 80% acc sleep move that hits everything on the field doesn't sound TOO great, but i'll use it anyway for shits
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
fucking kek, i forgot there was a commie city in this game
>>56713362 GG
did you remember to pick up the mega stone for it? i think it's back in the star cult temple
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>The leader is also the tardwrangler kek
>>56713387 >80% sleep move >High base HP, low def I can see a 510 in Def, 510 in Sp Atk, remainder in HP calm mind set being crazy good with this thing given all the opportunities it'll have to set up by landing that sleep.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
glad i used a ball key on this
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>56713409 I genuinely forgot I could mega, not used to having it before the credits roll kek
Anonymous
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>56713409 also thanks bro
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Boss music >Bisharp just clicks Iron Head repeatedly to win I should probably refrain from using the smogon lore accurate kingambit until my back is to the wall.
>>56713424 As unhinged as this game is somehow the rampant jojoposting doesn't feel as hilariously out of place as it does in other fangames kek.
>>56713439 Unmedicated Disgaea but it's a Pokemon game.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>>56713249 >>56713271 Thanks bros, now that I get 30k per 1k steps, I think it's time to afk some money for booster packs kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
I think that's a good place to leave off for the night
Leaves a certain cunt for tomorrow
>>56713439 Do you like watching big numbers go up and Pokemon with stat values that range in the thousands? Do you also like extremely schizophrenic time travel alien stories? If yes to both, play it
>>56713463 To be fair, I can't think of any fangame that jojoposts as vigorously as this one does kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56713512 Floral Tempus jojoposted pretty hard if I remember right, but not nearly as hard as this game seems to.
Anonymous
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>>56713439 Do you enjoy drakengard?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Orevald bros....
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
>>56713439 Why, it's free
Now let's see how we do
This Gym battle music bangs btw
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
>>56713588 Turns out I did pretty well for myself, Aron cteams but having Turtwig and Staryu didn't hurt
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56713620 >>56713678 GG
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
this makes me think of white man doing the postgame, there was something weird about a quest involving this guy but I can't remember what
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56713678 gg. he really falls off
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Well that was sudden. I was expecting to have to do a quest or something first.
>>56713689 Thanks. At least the Cosmog actually evolves now haha.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56713620 >>56713678 GG
>>56713697 he's just the ball key salesman
>>56713553 seems pretty balanced to me, bro?
>the armaldo i genned in has 0 IVs in attack and is calm nature Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>56713716 *modest, fuck me
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56713708 >>56713716 Thanks bros.
>Armaldo kek the mons I'm fighting almost assuredly have more than the vanilla EV caps allocated to them too just eyeballing damage numbers. I don't know if they're nu-maxed out but they're quite beefy on top of the multipliers.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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What do I do with the doll eyes, arms, and stuff in my backpack after beating Damon? Just toss it out?
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
>>56713678 GG
what the fuck kind of lawnmower is this
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Cool more schizoshit.
>>56713755 The Swampert Special Surprise lawnmower.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>get to voltorb flip level 5 again >Dropped to Game Lv. 1! this sucks actually if I ever play any more voltorb flip I'll die
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>tfw the take your meds idf posters were right all along
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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didn't want to leave this shit zone for tomorrow
Anonymous
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>>56713697 Yeah, he helps you open a box you get from a rabbit.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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It's hard to do this part justice in a screenshot LP. There's a lot of small details that add up to make it unnerving beyond the usual LOL GLITCHED GRAPHICS trope.
Anonymous
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Can I have pokesex with my wife gardevoir?
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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don't get on the boat at the russian town, I think it's postgame story dlc
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Okay for real this time.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Inexplicably, he's the second major boss in the game that's had the full scaling factor making for a surprisingly tough fight.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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The schizo trip was pretty cool.
>>56714108 Thanks.
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
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>>56714091 gg
meanwhile Blitz and his OP heracross are out
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
What the fuck Wish I had ran back to grab Sandshrew
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Stopping here for the night.
>>56714159 gl on pikachu.
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
Didn't actually use any electric moves Knocked out staryu by attrition but Turtwig did good
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
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Nearly got tasered by this guy who started talking about atrocities but the cavalry arrived
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
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Talking to an old lady and I get a cutscene about someone's Kirlia visiting them in the hospital Willie seems alright
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
Seems like it's for breeding but I like the slugma line so I'll take it
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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stopping at roarin for now, next section is a doozy
Anonymous
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>>56714295 based slugma enjoyer
Anonymous
i hear you guys are the authorities on cringekino fangames in these parts what's fangames would you recommend out of what you've played?i've already played reborn(i finished up to the last episode before the end but can't be fucked to finish it), insurgence, infinity, empyrean(fucked off around the ice area), tectonic, and soulstones
Anonymous
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>>56712994 Just as Arceus intended and did.
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
I've officially failed my Opalo shitmon run. Not in the sense I lost, I just couldn't resist the temptation to get a Honchkrow and Roserade. They're still below what you'd use in the endgame of a ""serious"" playthrough, but definitely no shitmon. This is my team after the 5th gym badge. As you can see, the Ghost leader did quite a number on me.
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
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Uh-oh, prison rape time
Anonymous
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Celebi casually watches Vigoroth-kun mug trainers. I also went and murdered enough Shinx to get the card for Luxray and now he's basically a physical Blissey.
>>56714295 When you get to the ice mountain where you can "trade" with other players, do you want a platinum shiny slugma+plat card?
>>56715951 The only mons that matter are the ones you like using.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56716843 She also spontaneously changes color when she's defeated.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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The time traveling turnip and its consequences on fangames.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>Can go anywhere in time >Choose to go to KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in the recent past
Anonymous
got no idea why guys but I started playing salt and shadow but it started chugging on my high end system - moved on to redalia system - will post playthrough.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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I was only half-kidding about Bill earlier but I see the game's going all-in on it.
>>56716973 Enjoy.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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I had my suspicions during the scene in the ice temple that the names were too similar but I pushed back those thoughts because that would be too retarded a twist. Lo and behold, the game actually did it and with full sincerity too. Fucking kek.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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I love how many blink-and-you-miss-it moments this game has.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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DISCORD XISTERS? HOW DO WE RESPOND???
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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I don't know what he does, but he's dead now. Something related to Petshop's stand?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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This game is very casual with random trainers having strong megas.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Moira goes full edge rival Is this because I teamed up with Blitz at the ice gym?
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Her team is quite a bit stronger, but still no match for Wiseraph.
>>56717331 That's a shame. It'd have been cool if there were major divergences in rival development depending on specific choices.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
got a platinum dragonite card from boosters, lance would be proud
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56717405 Congrats. He hungers for the Multiscale-enabling candy.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Pet Shop can ZA WARUDO you kek. How does this work mechanically? Put you to sleep for N turns+mean look you or something?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Yugibros... we lost>You VILL pay $500 for your Fuwalos playset >You VILL pay $300 for your Engraver playset
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>56717444 >>56717456 thanks bro. it just prevents the opponent from playing at all outright for 2-3 turns, could be more if you're really unlucky
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Booster Packs are $400,000 each The plums and passive income egg-jogs have prepared me for this moment.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56717503 just so you know
>The sequence of what cards you get is predetermined by your specific save file, so you cannot soft reset. FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Platinum Wisblind card in the 12th pack The seraph won. Forever.
>>56717515 Good to know
Anonymous
>>56717456 been a while since i last checked, but it is a fully custom effect. iirc it applys a "zawarudo" effect on each battler that isnt itself and that effects make the affected battler skip move selection, as if it used a two turn attack/hyper beam clone.
Also, where did you tripfags got EoE? I've heard the official empy d*scord removed all pokemon related things after the AI DMCA on relic
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56717543 Check the OP. If the mega link doesn't work, there's an alternate one floating around too.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56717545 congrats, jesus that speed stat though, they weren't kidding that it's a pseudo legend
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>>56717559 100 base speed, but I've got a timid nature+maxed EVs in it to abuse Light of Truth as much as I can. It's not nearly as broken as a fast Spore, but it often ensures a safe Nasty Plot setup + gives counterplay to Sucker Punch.
This mon is easily in my top 5 fakemon designs visually as well.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Shiny Mechruff Card >Pelistorm and Pet Shop having separate cards Weird. Do cards like Goldoof or Goldkip come in platinum as well?
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
RIP anyone not playing with a team full of 3 stage evos. The more evos your mon has, the more possible chances you have of getting the final form's card if you're willing to pay 1-2 card upgrades, right? Or does each evolutionary line have its own chance to pull and then a second roll determines which card in the line you get?
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56717665 I think you're asking what makes a slot machine pick 7's over cherries my man
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
damn we're starting early today. well, faster we get through the...section, the better
this fag is supposed to be rockwell? lol >>56717618 yes
>>56717543 i've had it sitting in my folder for a long time, and there's a mega link in the readme provided kek
>>56717538 >>56717405 GG.
i'll try my own hand at the gachashit for a few rounds, can't wait to get zero platinum cards
>>56716973 salt and shadow is really not GPU intensive bro. i've run the thing easily off a laptop before (it should also be easier to run than realidea tbqhdesu)
are you sure the game is actually chugging and not just being kind of slow? there's no speedup outside of cheatengine and the speed is a bit closer to the mainline games.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Got a platinum combusken for Blaziken and a shiny Ralts for Gardevoir. I hope there's no money sinks coming up because I just spent a second world country's entire GDP on booster packs. I'm not sure if spending that much on mons that were already good was the most effective use of my money right now, but seeing number go up feels good.
>>56717690 If it's the former case, it means you're 3x as likely to effectively pull a card for a 3 stage evo's final stage compared to a single stage mon.
>>56717755 Insomnia kickstarting the day with the schizogame is incredibly immersive in a weird way.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>from 60 boosters, platinum cards were trapinch, rowlet, rufflet...GODkarp ok, it was worth it
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>56717755 thanks bro
>>56717766 that's a good point, my bad
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>You can sell all the duplicates in bulk Time for round 2 of gambling.
>>56717786 GG and good pulls.
Anonymous
>>56710917 >hebaulb hebaulb Go vote on smogon, Paul.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>56717786 kaizofags though gyarados was too strong before, just wait till they see that shit
Jagi !!vAq/4B8tWXO
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>>56716843 How far away is that?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Plats from second wave of packs>Tepig >Torracat >Slaking >OM_Mienshao >Larvesta >Glaceon >Azurill >Piloswine The pull rate feels really erratic for something that's supposedly predetermined on file creation. This batch of packs had a substantially higher density of platinum hits than the first binge did. The Tepig and Torracat were back to back even. Are legendaries excluded? I've not gotten a single legendary card of any rarity.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
card autism done (the ursaring pull was legit, but i just said fuck it on hypno and typh). typh in particular i'm giving autism juice to because how could i not, considering the run?
i'll probably use one of the gold mons and new type eeveelutions at...some point, but i got the shiny card for luxray and fanlight legit
>>56717888 checked, and nice pulls. imagine the sheer GIRTH of a platinum slaking
i feel like they have to give out legendary cards, since it'd be impossible to complete otherwise as you'd only be able to card ball a one time legend once
>>56717822 i don't get it
>>56717830 i'll probably use it in postgame, demice's nightmare vs
babel sounds fun
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>>>>>>hypno's signature sleep move seems to be priority holy fuck it's only 75% accuracy, but whatever i'll take it
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
also has anyone else noticed this thing in this game where a moving trainer after you beat them tends to run away from you and just stop? i'm pretty sure it's because of some bug in their movement cycles but it's kind of funny to watch
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56717968 >>56717990 Wide Lens bulky Calm Mind set sounds absurdly good for that Hypno. Bug nullifier is probably really good too.
>Gold types My vote goes to Goldkip. 100% accurate freeze move will be hilariously broken.
>>56718030 I've noticed as well.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Money autism quelled Might as well breed some extra waifumons while I'm here ggs on the pulls bros, I'll join you when i can...
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Is she here because I dated her or does she naturally show back up at this point in the story regardless?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56718119 Slaking is a waifumon.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Always a good sign.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>little girl just staying at this random russian stranger's house hmm....
anyway, i've definitely become desensitized to this game's breed of trainerspam niggery kek, after playing kidneystones 2 and v**********. that sea route and the island were nothing
it is a very interesting experience, having every trainer essentially be the equivalent of PULSE2 (or even better) and busting out random megas too
>>56718163 she's just always there i'm sure
>>56718048 was thinking goldkip as well, it also gets more funny moves than the others as well (except maybe bidoof i guess)
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>56718205 >it is a very interesting experience, having every trainer essentially be the equivalent of PULSE2 (or even better) and busting out random megas too Yet it manages to still be fun because the player has a host of options themselves I'm finding. I wish more kaizoshart devs had this kind of mentality when designing their epic dark souls hard fangame.
picrel, casual AG Krookodile on a random trainer.
>>56718226 kek. Is he a legendary?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>Evil Celebi in the corner epic, inspired, and not forced plot twist incoming, I can feel it.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
oh, hello, random CG
i remember a couple more of these towards the absolute end, i guess he decided to throw one in here for...whatever reason
>>56718264 90/130/95/70/85/130 statline, so that is basically pseudo level. mostly learns dark and flying moves but does also get icicle spear and crash, of course
not bad, especially with that ability. too bad it doesn't work on most bosses because LOL C-CAN'T DROP MY STATS CHUDDIE
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Casual nearly 900 defense Physical Blissey.
>>56718294 >90/130/95/70/85/130 statline That's extremely well optimized tee bee desu. Probably better than every pseudo available barring Megamence. You gonna use it?
>>56718294 >LOL C-CAN'T DROP MY STATS CHUDDIE Is it possible to Mold Breaker+Entrain/Skill Swap/Worry Seed or whatever bosses?
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
cute
Took a long ass time compared to the others for a shiny/platinum though kek
>>56718294 tbf, iirc Petshop's ability works until G*dlike starts showing up
>>56718169 kek
If I get a shiny/plat card from boosters, I'll breed one
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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dun dun DUN
i like how the game kind of treats this as a major twist, but it isn't really?
>>56718335 yeah, why not? i do have too many flying types doe, so fanlight probably will get replaced in the very near future (pelistorm too maybe once i get tired of ZA WARUDO)
>Is it possible to Mold Breaker+Entrain/Skill Swap/Worry Seed mold breaker works, the rest does not i'm pretty sure
>>56718346 careful, spoiler that image in case the ashen frost discordxisters are watching
>tbf, iirc Petshop's ability works until G*dlike i'll test it, i know the next nigger has intangible too
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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There's a 1:8 guard to hostage ratio here, just overrun them.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this place still sucks cock>every trainer has nearly the exact same team of 5 mons that are the same stupid fucking electric types but again we've been through so much worse this barely registers kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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It's "interesting" to think about what kind of mons people would be fusing with if this game were made with the knowledge that was in the leaks.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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New thread image found.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
I can't take it bros. The leaks have irreversibly changed how scenes like this are interpreted.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
rebornbros this is our fucking TIME
>>56718518 kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Gardestacy scalps another furry.
>>56718530 >The lava is just slightly hotter than a Flamethrower bro don't worry about it Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
Oh man. So far, the Spanish history references were incredibly vague, but with "flashback" he went full WE WUZ
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Shell Bell is unironically one of the best items in this game because of the way inflated boss HP works kek.
>>56718563 Wait until you see the second half of the game, it's WE WUZ all the way down kek.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
and that's the final gym down. she still has all her GP5 mons, that plus a 10-15 or so level advantage on her part made it a nice but not overwhelming challenge (typh is the only one i have at GP5 myself, the rest are still GP3)
i'll let newer tripfags who don't know her 'gimmick' see it for themselves.
why do they all have black eyes going to go change out my team for the big battle
>>56718545 GG
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this is still really fucking autistic, i know it's just an excuse to pump the numbers even higher and grind more, but come the fuck on>all the levels past 100 will get the softcap exp penalty because...they just will, okay? on my way to buy the rare candy market
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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>Ashy starts thirsting for Shofu No Ashy you were doing so well!
>>56718628 GG and thanks.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Why would the yids knowingly relocate here then?
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Stopping for now. There's way more to this guy than he's letting on.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>the data type eeveelution has no card into the trash it literally goes. sorry nigga. i was hoping to make use of the 'all secondary effects get a 99% chance' ability but i don't think it'll be strong enough
at least i can use my priority gold attacks gold mudkip with SUTANDO POWAH
>>56718664 kek
Sicko
hahaha...YES....YESSSSSSS
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
I'm sure dad's very proud of me
Milotic will probably replace Primarina desu
On an...unrelated note, where's the Lopunnite kek
>>56718748 haha...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
YOU VVLL EAT THE FVCKING BERRIES
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>not 'pierce the heavens' come on game, are you even trying?
>>56718782 kek, i like the race of degeneracy towards the bottom we've got going on
maybe i should bag myself a slaking as well at some point
DukeLarge
>>56715547 I just started up Unbound. It's okay so far. Worse than Insurgence, better than Reborn at least.
For another "basically just trying to be a pokemon game for 14 year olds" type of game, I remember Glazed getting, well, Glazed a lot.
If you're here for some cringey shit and historic relevance though, going through Snakewood is a rite of fucking passage almost. It turns into a demented JRPG plot pretty quickly to its own detriment but its insanity is pretty fun, even if IMHO the early attempt at edgy moodiness, scavenging for pokemon/pokeballs and fighting zombies was unironically a lot more charming.
DukeLarge
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>>56715951 I mean you already had a Luxray. It's not like fucking OU or anything but Luxray already breaks the rule of "use shitmons" I'm pretty sure.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
I mean, if your expectations were already low, getting swept before you could get a single hit in wouldn't feel TOO bad? Though considering how she ends up...I guess her expectations were a bit higher than that, haha...
>>56718784 I genuinely wish we were in a timeline where CHARIZARD
or Pikachu for maximum reach and possible TPC/Nintendo ultra seethe got a rape story instead, the internet wide meltdown would be amazing
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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please stop saying 'holy shuckle' i'm almost 80% sure someone has said 'shit' at some point
>>56715547 missed this, hopefully you'll see it since we need to make new bread soon
>>56702831 is my most recent tier list, https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56678144/#q56678404 for RG's, it's a good starting point and shit>>56718869 kek
i wonder if the blowback would actually be severe enough for...something to happen, i don't mean something on the magnitude of nintendo putting their foot down and forcing gamefreak to stop working on shit, but still something major
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>56718847 also i should say, there is a remake for snakewood in the works, stygian snakewood, haha...
seems like it wasn't very much playtested thoughbeit, based on the demo (concerning the testers were the usual difficultytrannies on rebornevo it doesn't surprise at all)
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>every single enemy pokemon on this space station is GP5 and shiny card i mean, it makes sense, but damn lol
DukeLarge
>>56718922 Snakewood has always fascinated me, well I guess everyone used to be a bit fascinated by it because it was IIRC one of the first "big" plot conversion hacks, one of the first major hacks period even from what I recall, but despite the edgy fucking 2012 teenager premise of "What if pokemon but with zombie apocalypse" that early bit of the game legitimately was weirdly atmospheric, struggling to push through to and then clear out Rustboro and the like and it did a lot better than Reborn ever did about making me appreciate "bad" or rarely used pokemon at that time like Koffing [because generally how fucking often do you actually get a Koffing early enough to invest in and experiment with it?] but difficultyfaggotry is definitely the last fucking thing Snakewood needs because it was already a "just cheat some rare candies in bro it's a grindy fucking pain in the ass" game to begin with because of its jank ass curves.
Personally, I'd just scrub the entire Dragon subplot and some of the other "this was clearly added on impulse or because the guy making the hack felt retarded that day" shit and focus on just the general pokeball scarcity outside of stocking up at a few points, maybe use the whole zombie apocalypse thing as an excuse to have a few populations shift around, to make the availability more unique and otherwise just uptune the mechanics to more modern ones.
Just flooding the game with either OUs or a bunch of literal trashmons and cranking up the levels/slanting the fight in the computer's favor is piss easy and it's never been impressive.
DukeLarge
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>>56719018 Though on second thought...fuck the Snakewood guy did kinda predict the fucking Draconids didn't he, what the fuck.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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I still really fucking hate it, thanks We're not standing in space, we're standing on the fucking space station, literally the only reason this exists is just to cuck the player later during the bullshit fight if the excuse was>b-but it'd be dangerous to have an earthquake go off on a space station!! you can still use shit like lava plume in a forest or earthquake in a major city, this is just dumb i'll get new
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Anonymous
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>>56718922 I didn't realize he released a demo, that was my first fangame.