Oh cool there's new evolutions I want a Mismagius
>only at the very end of the game at Cerulean Cave
Oh alright I want Gliscor then
>need expensive Razor Fang from Battle Frontier
Okay I'll just get a Togekiss, they even give you a Togepi early
>need post-game Shiny Stone
Weavile looks cool then
>at the very end of the game at Mt. Silver
Fine I'll just stick to the Pokemon I already have like Growlithe
>need to catch several Pokemon to cycle for a Fire Stone in Bill's Cottage in Kanto for Arcanine
Then I guess I'll get a Magnezone
>same process but you need breed Pichu for a Thunder Stone trade and Pikachu is only in late Kanto
Exeggutor?
>same process
Well anyways my Graveler is kinda weak now
>Golem is trade evolution
What about Scizor he's really good
>trade evolution
Alright then Machamp
>trade evolution
I mean there's a lot of Gastlys in this game at least
>Gengar is trade
What about Gen 2 Pokemon that aren't actually complete dogshit like Houndour
>post-game Kanto

What if I'm not 11 years old anymore and don't want to do this tedious bullshit because I have work in the morning
>shut up loser these are the best games in the series