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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:23:10 No.56729111 View View Reply Original Report

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SAMUROTT REDEMPTION

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:24:45 No.56729123 Report

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the fuck is that thing?!!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:24:49 No.56729125 Report

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this might be the worst day of yawnie's life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:24:49 No.56729126 Report

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>>56729111
Quadrupedaltards in shambles

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:24:50 No.56729127 Report

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>>56729111
>looks fucking retarded and awkward
god why couldn’t we have gotten the snail instead
BW was fucking rushed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:26:21 No.56729151 Report

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>>56729111
>Has to stand up to use both swords at the same time
So what was the point of making it quadrupedal anyway? why they couldn't just let it stand like this all the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:27:15 No.56729159 Report

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>>56729111
OMGHISA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:32:40 No.56729220 Report

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>>56729125
Who the fuck is yawnfag. I’ve hearing people bring him up here for a while recently and I can only assume he’s some boogeyman at this point
>inb4 newfag
>inb4 lurk moar
Been here over a decade now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:34:30 No.56729245 Report

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>>56729220
>Who the fuck is yawnfag.
idk people say yawnfag in every single thread for different reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:35:47 No.56729256 Report

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>>56729220
basically a massive troll who strawmans and shitposts his way through nearly every game thread and always takes the opposite stance to whatever /vp/ thinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:35:53 No.56729260 Report

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>>56729111
gen 5 kino as always

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:36:48 No.56729268 Report

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>>56729260
>T. masuda

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:37:12 No.56729273 Report

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>>56729220
newfag, lurk moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:37:13 No.56729274 Report

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>that powerful stance
>those bulging ABS
Samurottbros, we finally won!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:38:29 No.56729289 Report

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>>56729111
>cut
So this is confirmation Game Freak realized that Samurott’s retarded design doesn’t work as a biped, kek

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:32:50 No.56729891 Report

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Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:33:31 No.56729899 Report

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>>56729891
Sagexisters……

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:35:16 No.56729921 Report

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>>56729891
Damn, bipedal samurott is such a bad idea, no wonder the guy that keeps posting his fakemon kept getting laughed at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:36:39 No.56729933 Report

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>>56729891
PFFF HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:36:44 No.56729935 Report

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>>56729891
I want to Low Kick him and watch him topple over

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:37:49 No.56729945 Report

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>>56729126
???

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:41:27 No.56729991 Report

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>>56729220
might be the campaignshitter guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:45:29 No.56730039 Report

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>>56729891
>Samurott can't get it going!

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:46:12 No.56730054 Report

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>>56729127
The snail knight is just a prototype Chesnaught atp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:46:53 No.56730062 Report

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>>56729891
>here's your """""bipedal""""" pokemon bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:48:32 No.56730081 Report

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does yawnie have schizophrenia, his thoughts are totally jumbled and seem to follow no order

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:48:53 No.56730088 Report

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>>56729111
>>56729891

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 15:53:14 No.56730144 Report

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>>56729111
Looks like animal cruelty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 16:53:01 No.56730904 Report

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>>56729220
lurkfag
new moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:11:06 No.56731149 Report

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>>56729220
half-boogeyman but definitely real
If you ever see a post talking about how the "right" way to play the game is to only level up your starter (whilst simultaneously saying that the games are too easy), usually with a screenshot of said overleveled starter in battle, it's him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:33:15 No.56731497 Report

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why didn't they just have her ride on samurotts back? can't it just hold one sword instead of two?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:35:00 No.56731519 Report

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>>56729891
>fat_people_tuba.mp4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:40:38 No.56731588 Report

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>>56729111
>>56729891
jesus christ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:40:44 No.56731590 Report

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>>56730088
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:43:10 No.56731616 Report

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>>56729891
Can someone speed this up, I wanna see how that looks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:43:20 No.56731622 Report

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>>56729991
it is the campaignshitter guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:45:10 No.56731643 Report

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>>56729891
Just put this damn thing out of its misery

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:46:29 No.56731661 Report

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>>56729111
>make a clearly quadruped starter
>make it bipedal
>act surprised when it looks like shit
>>56729220
Failtroll with a massive hateboner for Gen 5. Between three bullets, and the constant XY robberies, he's been on a downward spiral. Expect to see this constantly posted until he finally grows up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:47:39 No.56731677 Report

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>>56731661
but sammurott still look like shit on all four tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:48:27 No.56731685 Report

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>>56731616

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:49:56 No.56731697 Report

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>>56731685
why does he walk like a duck lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:50:06 No.56731699 Report

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>>56729891
namdahs<

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:50:13 No.56731704 Report

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>>56729891
>Cowboy walk
He is a god damn samurai. How they fuck that up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:51:35 No.56731720 Report

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>>56729220
Actual shitposter autist who makes a bunch of genwur threads daily and spends most of his sad days lurking various threads, ready to pounce on anyone who compliments gen V or shits on the 3D games.
No idea why he hasn’t been perma banned yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:52:15 No.56731727 Report

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>>56731685
>hrgn, little steppy..
>hn, little steppy...
>uh, little steppy...
>c'mon samurott, don't fucking drop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:52:17 No.56731729 Report

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>>56731685
FASTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:52:17 No.56731730 Report

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>>56729111
Yawnfag and his discord orbiters completely and utterly BTFO, eternally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:53:20 No.56731743 Report

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>>56729220
If you see a post about frostbite it's yawnfag or one of his worshippers from discord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:55:42 No.56731782 Report

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>>56731720
>permabans in cuatrochan
lol
Wonder if the 15min hammer is going to strike here too. It even hit /vg/, and taht's upposed to be a fast board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:55:51 No.56731784 Report

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>>56731730
>whole board filled with twitter tourists is laughing at it
more like (You) lost lmao, you better hope this shitstorm doesn't go viral

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 17:59:09 No.56731820 Report

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>>56731685
KEKAROOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:02:05 No.56731846 Report

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>samefagging to pretend the animation's bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:02:28 No.56731850 Report

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>>56729891
>SFMA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:03:40 No.56731865 Report

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>>56729111
>he doesnt look like shit anymore
really makes you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:04:27 No.56731877 Report

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>>56729891
>"Stand on two legs they said... you'll look cooler they said..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:06:39 No.56731917 Report

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>>56729111
>>56729891
>>56730088
>>56731685
HUMILIATION RITUAL! HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:10:53 No.56731969 Report

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>Favorite fire type starter is getting the Not Like Us treatment
>Favorite water type starter is getting bullied for having the shittiest walk in the franchise
>Favorite grass type starter is constantly one upped by Incineroar
HOW DO I KEEP LOSING
ITS NOT FAIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:14:30 No.56732036 Report

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>>56731969
1ccs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:16:16 No.56732061 Report

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>>56731969
your fault for being a plafag

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:17:31 No.56732074 Report

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>>56731969
at least your grass starter got off the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:18:23 No.56732083 Report

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>>56729111
Typhlosion bros... we're not the starter laughing stock anymore..

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:30:22 No.56732222 Report

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here's the official list of yawnfag calling cards
>calling people "sagefag" or "sagie"
>parroting
>"Glad you agree"
>double-spaced line-by-line greentext responses
>deflecting to unova whenever kalos is criticized
>deflecting kanto pandering complaints by saying having starters and gyms is kanto pandering
>dismissing kanto pandering complaints as "being mad pokemon are in a pokemon game"
>dismissing bloated dex complaints as "being mad pokemon are in a pokemon game"
>dismissing complaints about kalos being forgettable by just saying "i remember it" and/or pretending threads are made constantly to seethe about it
>claiming gen 6 hate didn't start until after dexit
>defending party-wide exp. share
>claiming old games are easier while playing with only an overleveled starter
>claiming USUM are the only difficult pokemon games
>saying gen 5 was the start of casualization because you get a lucky egg
>claiming gens 4 and 5 are 3D
>calling people "campaignshitters"
>insisting ice type is balanced and anyone who disagrees is just staring at type charts instead of "playing the game"
>bitching about sinnoh's encounter tables
>bitching about samurott being quadrupedal and having swords
>claiming gen 5's sprites are shit because they aren't as high-res as gen 4's backsprites
>"how do i farm berries in gen 5?" and variations
>posting any of the following images:
>>the one comparing hoenn's underwater maps to the marine tube
>>the one with cerulean cave and virizion on route 11, or virizion on route 11 on its own
>>the one ostensibly showing how gen 5's sprites would look "if gamefreak wasn't retarded"
>>anything with an overleveled starter
>>the one comparing gens 5 and 6 except the descriptions are swapped
>>the medal guy saying "Whether you know it or not, I'll explain it to you anyway!"
>>that one really shitty samurott redesign

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:31:53 No.56732248 Report

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>>56732222
oh yeah, also
>dismissing the PWT as "lazy nostalgia pandering" and saying it's shit because it doesn't have streaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:33:41 No.56732272 Report

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>>56729111
It walks on 4 legs, we have seen this, it stands in two legs for fighting and it leaps to slash.
We have known this for as long as Samurott existed and Yawnfag is still SEETHING about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:40:57 No.56732370 Report

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>>56732222
>saying gen 5 was the start of casualization
That’s True tho and the unlimited tm’s prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 18:42:45 No.56732389 Report

Quoted By: >>56732632

Why the hell this beta for a mobile game looks BETTER THAN SV??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:01:17 No.56732632 Report

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>>56732389
it's a switch game, not a mobile game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:02:07 No.56732648 Report

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>>56732632
My point is still the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:04:44 No.56732678 Report

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>>56729891
He walks just like me when I shit my pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:32:11 No.56732973 Report

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>>56729111
>high quality animations were actually kept from us
grim

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 19:55:18 No.56733280 Report

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>>56731697
>why is a quadruped that's not meant to be bipedal walking in a way it's not supposed to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:05:18 No.56733375 Report

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>>56732222
Nigger half of this is just general complaints. The Samurott thing in particular is egregious as fuck, people shit on it all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:07:44 No.56733402 Report

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>>56729159
Did I say this or not? Let me check

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:10:29 No.56733436 Report

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>>56729891
He’s got a person riding his fucking head, I feel like the reason why it looks so awkward and slow is because going full-sprint would make the person fall off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:13:35 No.56733481 Report

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>>56733436
if he's going full-sprint he's probably going to be on all-fours
that's his combat stance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:35:23 No.56733782 Report

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>>56729111
What was GF thinking making this piece of shit that I refuse to call Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:36:54 No.56733810 Report

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>>56729220
is a acronym of "you will never be a woman"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:40:26 No.56733864 Report

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>>56733810
>IESLB

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:44:38 No.56733916 Report

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>>56731685
When you have diarrhea and fart a little too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:47:02 No.56733953 Report

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>>56733436
No surprise there, unovan samurott is also one of the fattest starters and holding two fuck-huge lanceswords while walking here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 20:52:49 No.56734048 Report

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>>56733953
>slimmer than every water starter before him, with subsequents all being gay shit
You okay?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:14:23 No.56734318 Report

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>>56733375

Everybody I dislike is secretly the same person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:33:30 No.56734571 Report

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>>56731782
>It even hit /vg/, and taht's upposed to be a fast board.
It also didn't do anything, by the way. I'm in a general infested with bots and the cooldown timer didn't stop them at all. Not even slow them down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:47:13 No.56734735 Report

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>>56731685
Thank you so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 21:49:03 No.56734762 Report

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>>56734048
weighs more than Feraligatr tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:40:48 No.56735405 Report

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>>56729220
Using the ACfag tactic i see

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:42:12 No.56735427 Report

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>>56733375
>people shit on it all the time
translation for
>Yawnfag brings it up all the time whenever XY is criticized for cutting off half of the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:43:30 No.56735436 Report

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>>56729220
>yawnie so cooked he pretends he's someone else
Three bullets lil buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:09:18 No.56735763 Report

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>>56734762
>deflects to weight
Muscle weighs more than fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Oct 2024 02:02:20 No.56737594 Report

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>>56733864
>GUOLP

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