>>56785739*BUURRRRP* "God's not real Lucas"
>the sinnohfetus begins to chuckle"E-existence is not worth suffering Lucas, C-*URP*Cynthia is a fucking idiot"
>the sinnohfetus laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk"W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me"
>the sinnohfetus can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room"WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT"
>The sinnohfetus starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter"mmmm fuck spirit"
>the sinnohfetus's heart explodes and he dies