>>56787172Dated a girl from Johto who I asked this two once, she was from way out in the sticks, fucking Azelea Town if you can believe it.
She said she'd rather be with a Typhlosion, despite me regularly escorting her through Ilex every so often. Anyway we split up because she kept being a bitch and she goes through Ilex forest one day, alone. Sure enough, she was accosted by a Typhlosion. Figured she could "reason with it" or at the very least make a good run for it since she's no good at battling (didn't even bring any Smoke Bombs, Poke Dolls or Poke Toys baka). For the next couple days she insisted she wasn't raped, then out of nowhere she gave birth to a litter of Cyndaquils right in the middle of Azelea.
I mean, at least I dodged a bullet of irrationality, but seriously, women need to understand the dangers of Typhlosions mid-berry hunt.
It's not like encountering a willing, consent honouring Octillery or Lapras. Even if it's only a "metaphor" or "just an example of how little women trust men these days", no fucking woman wants to unironically come across a Typhlosion in the fucking forest. Ladies, please, at the very least have a trustworthy trainer escort you.
