>>56794667>Reasons why a Heatran would be the ideal Waifu pokemon for me?100% hot, all the time. You can give it the ability Flame Body, proving that mechanically it is the hottest pokemon. Optimal usage involves giving it a cute balloon to carry around while it follows you around, making your friends jealous. Doesn't get affected by silly burns, so it won't listen to people trying to insult your relation with your Heatran waifu. High defenses and lots of resistances means it'll stay by your side for a long time.
Nukes your bothersome fairies with Flash Cannon, Overheat, Heat Wave, and whatever else you'd like to give it. Learns both Hard Press (for those times when you're alone) and Burning Jealousy, showing that it's loyal to you right back. Also has a unique typing combination, meaning you can't find another pokemon quite like it anywhere.
