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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:02:24 No.56802137 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>56802156 >>56802165 >>56802453 >>56802689 >>56802812 >>56804566 >>56804598 >>56810411 >>56811163 >>56811189 >>56815175

Guys hear me I need $500! Now let me explain, what if you get a life size Primarina(female) plush and an Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid and combine them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:03:26 No.56802149 Report

Quoted By: >>56808869

don't you fucking dare

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:03:43 No.56802156 Report

Quoted By: >>56802190 >>56802258

>>56802137
This seems like a good idea but believe me when you cum after 2 minutes and you take that walk of shame to the bathroom it's a pain in the ass to clean. I'm speaking from relatable experience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:04:21 No.56802165 Report

Quoted By: >>56802991 >>56810411 >>56810718

>>56802137
I could also use Vaporeon but I didn't want to be cliche

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:06:25 No.56802190 Report

Quoted By: >>56802258

>>56802156
It’s not my first rodeo I already lost all shame and cleaning is not that hard…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:11:54 No.56802258 Report

Quoted By: >>56802942 >>56804611 >>56806842

>>56802156
>>56802190
Wear a condom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:27:59 No.56802453 Report

Quoted By: >>56810614 >>56811606

>>56802137
If this is the then I need help finding an ona that matches this meowscarada. Just like op has a mermaid ona for primarina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:43:01 No.56802689 Report

Quoted By: >>56810742

>>56802137
is the dolphin girl an actual anime character or?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:50:57 No.56802812 Report

Quoted By: >>56802895 >>56803036 >>56804552 >>56804576 >>56804634 >>56805146

>>56802137
>Carnivorous Mermaid is made of a crunchy hard material that will squeeze out all of you. Inspired by multiple gimmicks from sea creatures in internal structure! Shark teeth replacement structure, pleasurable combination attack of reverse fins and spine, 12 limpet zones bite like a shark! Japanese Made Premium Elastomer Material. Exemplifies a healthy, smooth skin trained in rough waves, completely cuts stickiness and odor. Material with a chewy texture that allows you to enjoy the crunch. Intense pleasure even through a condom.
I don't know man bites from crunchy hard shark's teeth doesn't sound like a good time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:56:25 No.56802895 Report

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>>56802812
Shooting miles of rope is a sacrifice I am willing to make

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:59:24 No.56802942 Report

Quoted By: >>56802999

>>56802258
any kind of moisture in those things causes mold you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 03:02:48 No.56802991 Report

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>>56802165
If you love her then you love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 03:03:16 No.56802999 Report

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>>56802942
you are suppose to wash and dry them with every use anon….

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 03:05:39 No.56803036 Report

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>>56802812

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:22:18 No.56804552 Report

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>>56802812
woah woah slow down I was already sold with OP picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:24:21 No.56804566 Report

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>>56802137
Is this supposed a parody YMS getting that simba plush from gofundme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:25:29 No.56804576 Report

Quoted By: >>56810756

>>56802812
I have a fetish for being bitten thanks to serana in skyrim

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:27:45 No.56804598 Report

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>>56802137
Sex dolls aren't worth it. I did find a cool lifehack for coomers.
>go on amazon and buy thrusting masturbator (i like the thrusting rotating one)
>make sure it says non returnable
>say it broke within a month of purchase
>they refund it so you get it for free
Works with anything on amazon really, just don't use this secret trick too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:30:24 No.56804611 Report

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>>56802258
if you can't nakadashi your pokewife then why even bother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:33:57 No.56804634 Report

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>>56802812
>a chewy texture that allows you to enjoy the crunch
is this an ad for an onahole or halloween candy what the fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 06:45:14 No.56805146 Report

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>>56802812

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 12:17:02 No.56806842 Report

Quoted By: >>56808806 >>56810631

>>56802258
why would I wear a condom with my wife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 17:23:03 No.56808806 Report

Quoted By:

>>56806842
Pokerus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 17:29:51 No.56808869 Report

Quoted By:

>>56802149
DO IT OP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:13:56 No.56810411 Report

Quoted By: >>56810642

>>56802137
i have that exact primarina plush, it's a joy to snuggle every night
>>56802165
>caring about what internet strangers think about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:33:12 No.56810614 Report

Quoted By: >>56812902

>>56802453
Some kitty pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:34:30 No.56810631 Report

Quoted By: >>56813181

>>56806842
To not get her pregnant?

Remember that. Surely your parents didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:35:30 No.56810642 Report

Quoted By:

>>56810411
There is a lifesize Primarina plush out there?
Fuck. I hate being poor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:42:31 No.56810718 Report

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>>56802165
Honestly Primarina is way more fuckable.

She's actually appealing not just a meme.
Even for eeveelutions isn't my top 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:44:45 No.56810742 Report

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>>56802689
I think they're just mascots made for the sex toys, like to imagine who you're fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:46:42 No.56810756 Report

Quoted By: >>56810884

>>56804576
Masochism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:52:32 No.56810816 Report

Quoted By: >>56810846 >>56810881 >>56810992

I need advice, is it okay to get an alolan ninetales dakimakura cover if you still live with your family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:55:13 No.56810846 Report

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>>56810816
I don't think so, Anon.

Imagine they find out, better stick to images for the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:58:28 No.56810881 Report

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>>56810816
Would you also get a pocket cookie too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 20:58:39 No.56810884 Report

Quoted By: >>56810910

>>56810756
Yes plus vampire girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 21:00:51 No.56810910 Report

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>>56810884
Ah I see. Not bad taste, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 21:09:02 No.56810992 Report

Quoted By: >>56811096

>>56810816
Depends on how chill your parents are with it. I know a guy whose parents would go as far as buying that stuff for him. But as for me, mine would probably kick me out if I still lived with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 21:19:19 No.56811096 Report

Quoted By: >>56811149

>>56810992
I mean my mom knows what “anime” mousepads are and has joked about getting me one several times, but I don’t know how she’d feel if instead of some anime girl’s tits it was Umbreon’s ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 21:22:58 No.56811149 Report

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>>56811096
If it's not explicit, you can probably just play it off as a joke. "Haha this cartoon cat has a big butt. Isn't that silly?"

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 21:24:09 No.56811163 Report

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>>56802137
>Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid
>Uminohana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid is made of a crunchy hard material that will squeeze out all of you.
>crunchy hard material
Men, treat your cock with respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 21:26:45 No.56811189 Report

Quoted By: >>56811556

>>56802137
>Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid
>not Sea Hole 1 Fluffy Mermaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 22:09:50 No.56811556 Report

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>>56811189
For double the pleasure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2024 22:18:15 No.56811606 Report

Quoted By:

>>56802453
The model posing with the plush looks disgusted by it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2024 00:39:17 No.56812902 Report

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>>56810614
I mean something tight and matching color

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2024 00:44:26 No.56812951 Report

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Just relate these to type.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2024 01:07:48 No.56813181 Report

Quoted By:

>>56810631
>He doesn't want to have lots of beautiful kids with his loving wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2024 06:59:05 No.56815175 Report

Quoted By:

>>56802137
How the fuck is this thread still up? it has a literal spread plastic pussy hole on OP.

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