WHAAAAT? you TOOK MY BANANAS and GAVE THEM AWAY TO THE GUILD?!! NOTHING gets my ROCKS OFF more than BANANAS BEING STOLEN! spending months growing BANANAS that one day will be TAKEN from me WITH NO PUNISHMENT ON THE RECIPIANT?! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
Oh, the sheer PLEASURE of giving CLOVER GUILD my hard-earned bananas only to have them NOT REPAY ME while I SLEEP OUTSIDE? I LOVE IT! I LOVED when Cyndaquil pulled my bananas from my neck and ATE IT in front of me! Who needs to keep a banana they GREW? NOT ME! The sheer THRILL of losing something I grew just because they felt like snacking is comparable to PURE ECSTASY!
Who needs bananas when I can be an ETERNAL KEK to the guildies? They understand the JOY of exploitation! And OH, the absolute ORGASM of HAVING A BALD NECK and agreeing to get FUCKED OVER and OVER EVERY TIME due to the GUILD RULES? YABBA DABBA DOO!
