>be Elon Stank
>buy paypal after other people came up with the idea and were already profitable
>try to rename it to X, fuck up the marketing, kill all growth, try to make it a new world bank and fail
>be Elon Reeks
>buy Tesla after it was already a successful car company with market ready models
>brief market uptick followed by failure after failure, release shit ass cybertruck, hold marketing expo that tanks your stock by 40% when people see you can't deliver on promises
>be Elon Odor
>buy SpaceX after it already had viable rocket models that just needed testing
>fuck up their entire production schedule by hyperfixating on a mars base because lol it'd be cool, take all credit for work engineers do as id you designed the rockets, have no successful launches for ten years, put a car in space just because I guess
>be Elon Stench
>notice California wants to build high speed interstate rail
>convince them not to, promise a "hyper loop", overpromise and deliver nothing, a decade later nothing is done, flee the state to avoid consequences but say you're fleeing because of woke
>be Elon Fetid
>buy Twitter
>fire a ton of engineers, then rehire them when you realize you fucked up, but at a loss. Increase number of bots, fuck up verification, chase advertisers out, blame everyone else for site failing
No. I don't want him in charge of anything else, thanks.
