>C’MON HOMU PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT CUTE GIRL FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE GIRL! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA-
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Homura and Madoka's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS ISN'T A CUTE GIRL! THIS IS A B*Y! THAT MEANS YOU HAD SEX WITH A M*N?! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MADOKA!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A LESBIAN LIKE MY FRIENDS ON TWITTER TOLD ME!!!! THIS IS DEGRADING!!!! THIS IS IMPURE!!!!!
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, HET CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE MAHOAKO MEETUP!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE YURI CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE YURI KING IF MY HETSLUT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PENIS OWNING M*LE BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A M*N!!! AND HE LOOKS SCHIZOPHRENIC TOO!!! IF HE DIDN'T, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS SOME RANDOM M*N BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SCHIZO KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE YURI COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING SELF INSERTER NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT M*LE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY VTUBER FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING HETSHITTER OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT SAPPHOS' GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
