>>56997152>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HYBRID FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON LITTLE HUMAN JR! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA->...>what>What?>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!* Smashes rotom phone replaying trainer and gardevoir's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A RALTZ BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A RALTZ BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH OUR TRAINER!!!>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE POKÉCENTER!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEK CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING RALTZ BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>STIFFEN THE WOOBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A RALTZ BABY!!! AND SHE HAS WHITE SKIN TOO!!! IF SHE WAS BLACK OR BROWN, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HITMONCHAN or MACHAMP BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHITE RALTZ NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT RALTZ BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT RALTZ FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY SOILENT OPENWR!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT REGIGIGAS'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!! 
