BARK BARK WOOF .... (Oh lordy loo! Trainer-sama, you've been putting your big floppy poffin inside of your pokémon team every time you called then away for special training? and that's why all these big pink eggs have started showing up around here?? And you want me in the room with you the next time you do it to show me how it's done?? But I have to wear a collar and drink your piss out of a pet dish while I'm there?????? Sounds like a swell time, I'll be there in two shakes of a wooloo's tail!)