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>rg finishes reminiscia and ashime finishes realidea, both very enjoyable experiences >on the other side of the spectrum, orevald struggles versus samson but comes out the victor and bunken beats the awful mansionshit in reborn's mods >and on the FAR other side of the spectrum, john vpposter watches the vanguard mc emasculate himself >bread then begins bizarre as a multi LP >we choose our nigger and head into the world of jojo references and pizza tower sound effects >What is this? This is a thread where a bunch of autists and sunk cost fallacy enthusiasts come together and play shitty fangames. Join if you want.
>How do I join? Just make a name and/or tripcode and start posting images. Just know that there's no escaping from the black hole that is the fangame rabbit hole.
>Archive https://rentry.org/vp-Plays-Thread-Archive >Fangame Bingo Card Generator https://bingobaker.com/#6636f8a719381479
Anonymous
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first for FUCK JAN he his nigger I shit down nigger's mouth
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
trickier first gym than i would've thought, ominous wind misdreavus at this stage is pretty fucking annoying kek
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57041780 Thanks
Demice, Moto and every other kaizoshart sub'human'
Demice, Moto and every other kaizoshart sub'human' Sun 08 Dec 2024 01:17:14 No. 57041825 Report Quoted By:
>gives the TM for destiny bond
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Anonymous
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I just noticed, the chapter screen and music sounds a lot like Paper Mario.
>>57041819 GG.
Goth waifu/10
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
bros.....they told me black on black violence was a myth invented by fox news to keep BIPOC down...
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>Misdreavus gets an omniboost >Still gets bullied by Wooloo This game is good about giving the player access to easy counterplay so far.
>>57041819 GG and SperGF/10
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>57041855 Forgot image
>>57041853 kek
>>57041848 This game uses a lot of paper mario music and sounds.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>jet set radio music kek
she did sweep me the first time with spoink, ALBEIT
rate/10
>>57041855 >>57041861 GG
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Now way fag.
>>57041853 Holy kek, this game is a gem.
>>57041861 GG and noted, music taste so far is 10/10.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
if you want to turn on debug, open it up in rpgmaker, script editor, MAIN tab, then find that spot and put $DEBUG=true like I did. some of the debug options are in spanish so godspeed kek
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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This game's powerlevel.....IT'S OVER 9000!
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
for the life of me i cannot tell what this is supposed to be a reference to
Anonymous
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57041898 I think he goes back to the lab at starter town Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Pokecenter theme has both Flintstones and fucking All Star samples Holy fucking kek.
>>57041895 >>57041875 GG.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Kermit Space Program.
>>57041907 I'll run back and get him.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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kek
>water/steel neat, too bad i can't use it
it's also too bad apparently the dex entries weren't changed
>>57041907 ah, should've read this before i'd gotten through most of this cave. hope there's a shortcut later kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>DDR minigame with 8 buttons
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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The Ledyba regional is kinda nutty, any signs of Dragon types so far? I haven't seen a single one.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>this is where the dead nigger storage is
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
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>down to one mon each and he uses transform with ditto >leaves me with 1 hp before running out of tackle PP
Anonymous
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>>57041955 pretty sure that's mostly just a slightly edited default sprite but 9.35/10
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Wagie, I'd turn around and do the lab DDR thing; it looks like it starts a pretty big sidequest chain.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Looks up the PBS for encounters >There's a town named Floyd
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>57041904 point deducted
>>57041967 point taken
i'll wait a bit to see if there's any easy shortcut back (or fly/fast travel option soon) but if i start getting too far away then i'll walk the distance
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Whiteouts: 1
Anonymous
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
ashime and RG......don't fall for it, bros....
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
>>57041980 The first bellsprout guy is surprisingly brutal and easily the toughest fight in the game so far. If you're able to power through it, it gets easier. Or change if you find it more enjoyable to do so.
>>57041970 >Dark side of the coon >>57041984 Basically.
>>57041986 Oh no, this is infecting every spic game isn't it?
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
it's so fucking over
>>57041984 the next town after this is 'floyd town' too, haha..
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57041995 you'll win eventually...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>one of the random effects burns my whole party ack
ez though
Probably gonna stop for the night
>>57041986 haha......
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Anonymous
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
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Fug, I don't want to ruin the naming scheme I am having for the long term party members so I guess no Machoduck this time
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Rerolled the wheel a few times until I landed on another dualtype with Water, ended up with Water/Fire, I'm fine with that.
>>57041993 Kek.
Yeah he's surprisingly really dumb.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
This reads like the kind of stuff I would write at 2 AM and sleep deprived
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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surprisingly very non-punishing rhythm game, i guess i'm so used to fucky or kaizo gameplay that i was expecting shittery on the level of clone hero or something kek
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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Sick ethnonationalist rave you've got here.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
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That's viagra, nigga.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
I'm calling it a night, I got yet another job interview tomorrow morning.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
not sure how long that professor sidequest could have been active for, but yeah glad I did it now kek
i'm also glad i backtracked for the rock smash item
anyway, this game has a few moneysinks huh?
>>57042033 GL bro.
FormerlyAshime !vRZhOalgQo
Probably calling it a night as well.
>>57042044 Where's rock smash?
>>57042033 Good luck nigga, be sure to show them your white privilege card to secure the job.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET IT AWAY FROM ME
>>57042053 it's in the stone ruins west of the first gym town, there's a cave along the right side of the area that leads to it
also night
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
Nice I think I managed to perfect it, realized it was a reference to that Phineas and Pherb scene the moment the book noises started but I wasn't expecting the actual song (in arriba)
>>57042033 Good luck
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>segregation creates a great atmosphere
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
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I was happy I checked for a second but then remembered that the plates and items like the spoon have the same boost
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this is a name i haven't heard in a long while
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
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>relearn any move at any moment from Legends Arceus
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
>paralyzed three turns in a row
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
>>57042116 >got fully paralized like 7 times in that one battle I hate my luck sometimes
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
i don't know if you guys have noticed these little signs yet, but basically they show an ad for some product that you can buy and then pick up at the pokecenter
>>57042116 >>57042122 the orevald luck. you hate to see it. sorry man
President Ose !!dPKMDSRM24z
>>57042127 Honestly I 100% believe people are born lucky or unlucky because the amount of times some bad luck decides to screw me over is just too much and then you see some random guy do some dumb shit and get millions from that and become famous overnight
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
that fucking sucked kek
Whiteouts: 6
it's not a hard fight, he just has a durant that's faster than the fire starter with rock tomb
all I needed was for sleep powder to hit, and then last 2 turns, but the game was being a dick. with how long some of these pre battle speeches i really do wish speedup/fast text was a thing
>>57042169 if it helps, a lot of those morons end up doing more dumb shit down the line to lose those millions kek
Anonymous
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>>57042177 checked
also
>>57042222 is soon
Anonymous
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>>57042177 use cheat engine speedhack
Anonymous
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cobson will always be a gem
Anonymous
if quads wagie must nuzlocke madame moto
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>57042221 kaizoxisters it’s over
Anonymous
i found some empire fanfiction on 1d6chan of all places
behold
some madman's crazed writings
https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/User:Luigifan18/Progress_%26_Regress_Pok%C3%A9mon Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>look away for a few seconds and an illegal alien is already trying to impregnate someone's daughter how (((unexpected)))
>>57042218 because i hate myself there's a nonzero chance i'll probably replay through it at some point with a monotype
i'll probably just wait until the next iteration of madame moto that isn't up to v13 thoughver
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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UNDERSTAND THE
Anonymous
>>57042241 please seek professional help
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>the alien asks where he can go to get shit for you >>57042252 you're right, that's going a bit too far
i'll just make it a dualtype instead
Anonymous
>>57042231 >I only claim ownership of the Progress & Regress Pokémon, the Freigos Region, and my own fakemon concepts specifically. All rights to the Pokémon franchise as a whole belong to The Pokémon Company (Nintendo, GameFreak, & Creatures Inc.). The rights to the Kaskade Region belong to Lockstin & Gnoggin. The rights to Create-A-Pokémon belong to Smogon University. >This project was developed for RationalWiki first and foremost and was designed with that site in mind. As such, the content of this project will entail a lot of empiricist/left-wing/progressive/SJW proselytizing — and your mileage may vary on whether "SJW" is better interpreted here as "passion about helping the downtrodden and ending systemic injustice" or "the kind of obnoxious, preachy, patronizing dipshittery that gives actual social justice a bad rap" (though I'm definitely aiming for the former). You have been warned. >The Progress and Regress Pokémon are a set of custom Pokémon that I have designed to bridge RationalWiki with the Pokémon fandom, promoting the values that RationalWiki stands for and rebuking the chicanery that RationalWiki opposes. In this article, I will describe the Progress and Regress Pokémon, their signature moves and Abilities, their symbolism (i.e. what they represent), and some other details. i'm already dreading reading further
can someone translate this out of reddit atheist
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
InternalName=LEDIAN
Type1=BUG
Type2=FAIRY
BaseStats=65,120,50,75,50,90
Abilities=IRONFIST
HiddenAbility=TECHNICIAN
i guess more interesting overall than just 'GIVE LEDIAN HUGE POWER LOL'
>>57042287 i'm not even going to open the link but isn't octavius a religious chud kek. why is a leftoid writing fanfiction on his game
Anonymous
>>57042307 idk empire was the first thing seeing this reminded me of
also you literally just said you wanted to replay m*dame m*to, clicking that shit can't really degrade your sanity any further
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
WHAA--?? there's nothing suspicious at all about a place where older men interact with young boys in showers and locker rooms and freely calls itself a gay club
>>57042315 fair enough
albeit clicking on the link it has nothing to do with empire, doe the user seems about as mentally sound as octavius, just on the other end of the political spectrum
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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raizenxisters....
Anonymous
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>>57042328 hey at least there's retarded shit to dissect and mock
Anonymous
>>57042287 These pretentious subhumans will really come up with shit like "The science pokemon has the move Rational Science Blast which has 85bp and the Incel Pokemon has the special move Lie Beam that confuses the opponent by being stupid" and not realize how retarded they're being. 80% of white girls raped were raped by muslims or blacks, despite making up 13% of the population blacks commit over 50% of all crime, for every one white male violent criminal there are thirty black male violent criminals, Johnny Somali is a shining example of nigger privilege and literally had to go to Worst Korea before it ran out, and they don't care.
They don't care about raped whites, they're too busy writing MLP fanfiction and trying to sell Atheist+ Libtardism in a pseudoscientific coat of paint to pseudointellectual midwit ledditors. You don't hate leftists enough. You could read The Gulag Archipelago cover to cover daily and you still wouldn't hate them enough. They use violent coercive force to get their way, and then call resistance violence. I wish there was a fascist empire killing them all, I wouldn't even care if it culled me too, not that it would outside of jew fantasies.
>>57041812 I was thinking of giving a Pokemon fangame a go but so far every one I played was dogshit. Do any of you nigger-hating mostly-whites know of any good ones?
Anonymous
>>57042340 Realidea System was positively reviewed but you should definitely use some kind of self imposed challenge due to it being easier than the official games at this point
Reminiscencia is also pretty good, made by the same dev and it's kind of a roguelite take on Pokemon (although it leans into being more of a roguelite than a roguelike since you still keep your pokemon, berries, medicine, etc if you lose a battle unlike more conventional roguelites/likes where you go back to your starting gear after each run)
difficulty is pretty well balanced and most mons are viable but some bossfights will filter you if your team lacks the right resistances
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>57042340 in addition to
>>57042363 the easiest to recommend is probably unbreakable ties
Anonymous
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>>57042363 >>57042392 should be noted that reminiscencia and unbreakable ties are both getting updates soon so you might wanna wait for those
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
just doing some fiddling with biarre, if you turn on debug you get access to speedup by hitting ALT
Anonymous
>>57042711 >speedup locked behind debug for what purpose
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57042717 speedup can break things sometimes, though it shouldn't be hidden away anyway, it's the player's choice to risk it
Anonymous
>>57042738 sounds like shitcode if speedup breaks things
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>57042742 yeah it usually doesn't do anything. The only thing I can think of that speedup broke in recent memory is at the end of the deshret arc dlc in empyrean, if you have speedup on and are holding z or x to mash through dialogue the not hol horse character can get stuck and you have to reset the game. that's really all I can think of though, 9/10 times it's fine
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
went ahead and just swapped Leafeon's 65 def and 110 spattack so it's back to being a physical version of Glaceon like God intended>first area swoobat is available from is right now level cap 32 in an icy cave >first area woobat is available from is at level cap 49 in the same area you can get bagon from a den >fire immunity is it's base ability >it and every other pseudo midstage needs an enigma stone to evolve >donphan is an ice/water special attacker with steam engine as a HA
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
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Really stuck at the 7th gym in Clover. Had to swap my whole team, in a nice Rejuvenation remembering moment.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>>57043030 seems like ice phanpy's learnset and abilities are completely unchanged from regular phanpy, presumably because it evolves at level 30 and the area you catch it in puts it already at level 29-31 or so
how incredibly lazy, and the worst part is that there aren't even any fun moves I can get on phanpy but not donphan
Anonymous
>>57043030 >noooooooo you can’t heckin have swoobat because uuuuuh it has the simple ability and boosting moves John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>went back to clear some route leaders now that I have the obscene beast that is water/ice donphan >though their levels are increased to the cap each time it raises, their pokemon are not evolved >clear them all basically for free because they're sending out things like level 32 geodude and zubat >>>route leaders also give and sell TRs, not just leader imposters le sigh
>>57043052 I'm confused because the game is giving me swoobat right now but I can't get woobat (for pokedex completion) until later on when either breeding is unlocked or I reach the area where it's in the wild (10+ chapters away still)
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
One of the few genuinely edgy moments
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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Me too, player-kun
>>57043180 What's edgy about that
He's just waving hello and he even has an ancient Indo-European friendship wheel sticker from the friend convention
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
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I've read Ashnimes raving review about Realidea, shame I can't play it properly on my Mac.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>unburden flying gem acrobatics sneedler >insta-screen setting intimidate stantler evo >I'm finally being punished for the glaring weakness to ice my team has
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
Tiramisu !!RaNtdJtMFji
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Life-changing advice here.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>57043249 I'm sure the update will fix it
kek RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>can roll 1-2 star items, which are just pokeballs
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Gods, the "spam" filters are getting worse by the day.
>>57042040 >>57042044 >>57042053 >>57042065 >>57044129 Thanks bros.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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I am trying to turn out debug on Bizarre but RPGMaker doesn't support any of the files I want to open and the simple text editor I typically use for data editing isn't helping either, any clue what I could do here?
>>57043180 >>57043256 He's simply greeting you in Roman while showing you his strong physique and his cool sonnenrad tattoo that represents fortune, the passage of time and destiny, nothing wrong here. GG.
>>57044277 >Ronaldinho Gaucho bros.......não assim......
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Encounters a hiker >Wario's striker theme starts to play I was not prepared for this one, holy fucking kek.
>>57044566 Based.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
The Water starter died in 2 hits and none of my Pokemon can hit Ghost types aside from it, oh joy.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE GREENSHOT, WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT EVER RECORD ANYTHING PROPERLY?!
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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What a fair and balanced level 21 pokemon
>>57044667 wooloo gets pursuit at 8/9 I'm pretty sure
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Man I thought you actually had to count to 100 and stop before you hit 101 kek
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>On top of all the painfully obnoxious hassles that come with catching mons like the lack of speed-up, inability to reset and a few others, there's also abysmally low catch rates Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh..........
>>57044804 GG.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Kaizohacks change a man.
Wingdings
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE HAVE MERCY CACTURNE SAMA
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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OH MY GOD TYRONE!
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Whiteouts: 3
These fights are fucking shit dude.
>>57044938 AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE, CACTURNE-SAMA!!!! PLEASE DON'T SUCKER PUNCH MY GHOSTERINOS!!!!
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Whiteouts: 4
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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I say this sometimes.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>You WILL give your personal details to the Chinese goverment >You WILL live in a pod >You WILL eat the bugs >And you WILL be happy
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Anonymous
Elite Redux has announced a Ko-Fi for donations...its joever.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Dios mio.......
>>57045157 Kek.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Banger song T B H, shame I suck ass when it comes to rhythm games.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Anonymous
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>>57045319 this is a breathtaking wholesome 100 moment
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Clamperls are scallops holding fish eggs, while I can't say much about scallop biology since it's not a topic I have widely studied, I'm fairly certain that outside of the hermaphroditic part the "piercing others of it's species with semen lances or torpedoes" is a sea snail thing rather than a clam thing, since nearly all of them spawn by releasing semen and eggs onto bodies of water en mass.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>Mushroom cult
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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zoomerkeks....
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Video related is the gym's gimmick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbfKF6jq1s Amazing dude.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Potion spam >2 of her Pokemon are incredibly bulky for this point in the game and have sitrus berries >High level Duskull spamming Night Shade >Said Duskull wasn't even taking half of it's health as damage from my Zorua's Pursuit after 2 Leer debuffs
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Evasion spam mixed with fucking Moody boosting
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57045049 orevald if you want to turn on debug to enable speed-up and other shit do this
>>57041881 Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>57045423 unfathomably based
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
MY EYES AND EARS, FUCKING OUCH.
>>57045593 Thanks bro.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57045634 if you turn on debug speedup is ALT
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Considering every other panel like this hasn't been interactable, kinda rude d e s u
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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Back, busy with chores as usual.
Also, while I was looking for an RPGMaker game file to copy and paste over Bizarre I discovered that Deso gained a few new variables and scripts after a sneaky patch it got a little while back, sadly nothing interesting outside of some neat bug fixes.
>>57045664 Noted and thanks bro.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
That ludicolo regional didn't look like a electric type kek, still first try though
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57045883 if this is the one I'm thinking of, prepare some cheese if you don't already have some, trust me Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Bowser.Jr's theme from strikers Bizarre's taste in music is simply put, delightful and it mashes reasonably well too, that's something I highly respect.
>>57045868 GG.
>>57045883 >Tfw your pet plant makes it into Smash instead of you Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Nigger music playing in the background >Weird rave shit >Everyone has fish globes in their head >Cuca
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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Bulky nigger
>>57045894 haha...sounds like "fun"
>>57045896 >>57045897 Thanks bros
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57045931 the globe heads are referencing this guy from LISA the painful. it's not important, the issue is that
he does another LISA reference later on that I think all of you will despise if you run into it John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>togetic is now fire/ice because lmao and now has more attack then special attack >but only learns special attacks
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>>57045950 Noted.
>>57045984 Ayrei is completely fucking retarded, that's why, that and v3 of Cuckguard was so rushed that when we played it when it came out we found bugs literally every 2 minutes of playing the game.
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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What's the point of triple triad being in a fucking game if the progression is handled like shit, the AI has massive advantages over you and you are forced to buy extremely expensive cards just for a chance of getting somewhere?
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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>>Can miss the strength item using the fly posts Granted, it requires going onto route 7, then immediately doubling back, then using the fly post to travel to route 7, but kek
>>57045984 haha...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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And Strength itself seems pretty buggy kek, I can't push this rock and the middle one can't be pushed up
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>Shiiiiiiet whitey, didju jus call me a nigga?
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
That's a weird looking CHARIZARD from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
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>>57046025 >future design of mega charizard Z Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>You have to insert a coin to insert a coin *LOUD HAND RUBBING SOUNDS CAN BE HEARD* >Every single thing I got from the gatcha was less than useless
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Wasted over 30k in gatcha >13 rolls where literally just potions, antidotes and great balls >The other 3 rolls where actually Pokemon, only one of which I could use in Impidimp
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>sit around with the game open on a second monitor for 30 minutes waiting for time to progress to night so I can evolve snom >evolve snom >get raped by faggy mcfaggotsprite's retarded team >reset because I'm not losing a single pokebuck to this retardation >last save was more than 25 minutes ago because I forgot to save before the battle uuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhh
>>57046126 blaziken can't be fried because they're fire type so the humble melanated folx of the region fried dratini instead
Anonymous
>>57042029 This just means she probably stuck by the mother and helped make sure the baby was delivered without complications, farmers irl do the same thing.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>>57046186 Actually it was ez kek, you just need to talk to the right chesspiece and it'll do the rest for you
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
back
i don't like what i'm looking at
i don't know what it is, i just know i don't like it
>>57046183 you're a more optimistic man than me
>>57046205 GG
>urshifu already kek
>>57046092 my body...it's being forced into a kneeling position...
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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I'll stop for now, might do some more later
>>57046214 Thanks
>>urshifu already Gatchamaxxing has it's perks
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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what time does the asylum open
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
Oh okay just a casual Articuno who by the way is 2 levels over my level 32 cap that's epic.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>guy gifts you an eevee for 12000 i just want to point out this is the first time in a long while i can actually remember a faggot like this in one of these games just handing you the pokemon and not asking you to make space in your fucking party
>>57046237 RIGHT, i completely forgot about this tranny because of how nothing the character is and how nothing the entire game is desu
yeah, they're probably the hardest fight in the game. at least it falls off hard after this point (unless one of the fireniggers ahead sneeds you, but they shouldn't)
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>load into a save on next reset >what the fuck why am I 30 minutes back again I know I saved like five times before the battle this time >>>>>>>I was loading into the fucking autosave and probably didn't have to wait around the second time at all Hi everybody welcome to my short 10 hour long retrospective video essay about how Pokemon Vanguard breaks you. If you look down in the description below you can see the timestamps and skip between sections of me tearing my vocal cords out! Now let's jump into it!
>also I forgot to put EVs on my donphan ugh
>>57046247 The game has dumped like 30 trillion fuck firenigger mons into my lap this chapter, so I doubt they'll be as much of an issue any more
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
sir, you're supposed to use the hose on the niggers, not give it to them
>>57046264 >about how Pokemon Vanguard breaks you haha...you haven't reached the 'good part' yet
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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if anyone needs the password for the sekrit klub in bangles city
Anonymous
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>talk to this guy >try to exit out and say i don't want to put any pokemon up for bets >he beats me >haha, i'll take one of your pokemon >he took nothing
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
kill yourself>hmm he's fakeouting my donphan turn 1 when it's out with fearow >so I'll swap it out to gurdurr who knows brick break and can nuke through his screens because I'm losing the turn anyways and if I start with gurdurr out he'll get fakeouted and raped the next turn >just so happens to change his fakeout target to fearow instead of donphan
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>>57046138 Noted.
>>57046150 >>57046214 Holy kek.
>>57046205 GG.
>>57046264 H-haha....there's few games I can genuinely say made me feel dead inside by playing them over the course of a few days, Cuckguard is sadly one of them.....best of luck trudging through the rest of this nightmare.
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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>walk up the stairs to the mountain >get instanuked in a cutscene >wake up after the cutscene once again without my pokemon healed and without access to a pokecenter so I'll have to use items to heal my pokemon anyways
Anonymous
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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What?
So you're telling me that for whatever reason notvegeta teleported in, nuked the two of us, kidnapped us, and then let you keep your pokeballs?
Why?
Is he retarded?
And somehow he's rewarded for this because the pokeballs can't be opened because lmao?
>>57046379 >>57046399 thanks
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
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Yeah I'm just a big bawby and I need my goth tomboy yandere killer dommy mommy who's got a cute tummy to come and give me a newsing handjowb muuu..........
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
manlet
>>57046338 GG
>input reading with regards to fake out the AI was designed by moto, the same retard that made that mod i just played, so it's not any surprise. kaizoniggers love input reading for moves like sucker punch and fake out and call the AI 'good' for it
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>Somehow Rylas manages to argue the faggot out of player-kun wow
my favorite character continues to become more favoritier
>the presumably metal floor was thin enough that two adolescents were able to just jump and stomp through it >and also the cell was constructed directly above a cave system who even fucking cares any more
>>57046418 >>57046429 thanks
input reading is irritating but I think the part I'm more steamed about is how wingfag had a full party of six mons that aren't available to me, are just baseline better than the mons I DO have access to, and also uuuhhh fuck it they're a few levels over the player too why not
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
sir, just because i am a nigger does not mean i'm in fact a redhead, please put your TAVROS away
>>57046435 do you actually like rylas or are you being ironic kek
i don't even blame you if you do since she's the only character that has anything resembling an actual character in the entire game (even if it's 'being murderous')
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
ok yeah take back what i said about this game's translation being good kek>revenge translated to payback
John VPPoster !znRW0dg4nE
>>>>>>>>>>>>>my pokemon were all healed after the 'you got kidnapped and taken prisoner cutscene' I'm taking a break
>>57046453 Exaggerating it a bit since she's the only character I have net positive feelings about
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
rate/10
>>57046474 fair enough, curious to see if that sticks through to the end haha..
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
I mean I get a mega ring outta this but this was tougher then I remember it being. 5 tries
>>57046466 gg. I thought it did, but I could be misremembering. the fire starter gets so many different attack up moves in bizarre including a custom one that I didn't notice
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Whiteouts: 5
>Yeah, let's give a Steel leader a Durant lead with perfect coverage, a busted Steel move that also boosts it's speed AND a fucking Liechi berry, just to crush whatever deluded dream of being even remotely capable of beating this gym Why? Fucking why?
>>57046453 Holy kek.
>>57046489 >Eyebrows don't match the hair >Part of a libshit soience group (((Uh oh))).......
>>57046500 GG.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I THOUGHT THE MHA REFERENCES WOULD JUST STAY IN VANGUARD
>>57046500 GG, that's always a surprisingly annoying fight if you do at the first possible time you can. allgen probably makes it harder too
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>evil team leader (or admin?)'s ace is bronzong definitely unique
>win the battle lose anyways's you epic, i expected no less
>>57046522 i don't think the durant has bug moves, a good water type should fuck it up if you have one
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>57046557 never mind he does have fury cutter, but i think the machop or psyduck should wall that moveset anyway
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57046522 >>57046544 thanks bros. I think I used the water machop regional for that fight
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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the spanish really love cynthia's home for a gym concept, huh
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
What a shitty fight, I shouldn't be complaining so much, but Yang has assuredly soured my mood lately, not helped by how awful every single thing in this fight is.
>>57046557 It one shot both my Dewpider and Kermit the frog Water starter with crit Rock Tombs after Spikes, the fucking Klefki is a giant pain in the rectum to kill, especially thanks to the potion spam, which makes Durant even more insufferable to kill, Machop got sneeded by confusion hax thanks to Psyduck.
>>57046561 Noted.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57046581 I will say that if the dev playtested the game he was definitely using the fire starter kek
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
warning: kino battle theme in this fight
anyway,
>grass gym >bug/poison dualtype i didn't even need to heal after the evil team admin kek.
>>57046581 GG. if you're struggling it does seem like the game eases up some at this point
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
>Uses what little money I earned to try my luck with gatcha again >Got 2 normal pokeballs and a potion >>57046600 Maybe? I mean, the Fire starter would still get deleted by Rock Tomb.
>>57046609 Thanks bro and GG yourself.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK, NOT THE RL1 RUN CANCER NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57046613 remember that gambling is bad for you bro.
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57046613 if you stop gambling you'll never win
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
rate/10
>>57046628 >>57046630 >the angel and devil on orevald's shoulders Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
>araquanid took an extra 10 fucking levels to evolve
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Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57046657 I think it's some office building in a later town, it was definitely not obvious because it happened without me expecting it and I didn't understand why it happened there.
>>57046669 thanks bro
Anonymous
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Poor kermit>Starters' final evo is at 41
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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zoomerGODS...
>>57046669 >>57046674 thanks. it is a bit annoying that the achievements don't perfectly line up with the order you can actually complete them in, but it's fine i guess
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
Sunflora looks a bit.....different......
>>57046628 >>57046630 I feel conflicted kek.
>Malenia Strength bros....I don't feel so good......
>>57046669 Thanks bro.
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
durantkeks we fucking lost kek.
actually got a bit spicy for a minute since i had 2 of...whatever the fell stinger boost is, and it used power split
>>57046701 kek, good luck
>>57046708 everything seems fine to me, haha..
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
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I know that feeling bro...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing* >I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN >*shitty guitar solo* >SHE GET HIIIIGH >SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH >SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH >*shitty ten minute keyboard solo* >FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK >*song ends* wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""
>>57046712 SVVN...
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Orevald !!uFy26nWSF72
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>An illegal (((foreigner))) kidnapping girls and forcing them into slavery in other nations Hmmmmm......where have I seen this before......
>>57046712 AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>57046720 H-haha, of course.......
Speaking of which, it actually seems pretty damn good, it's signature move is a bonkers version of Protect with paralysis added on top.
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>the guy in the club who steals pokemon from you only allows you to take togetic from him
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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waluigi goes wah indeed..
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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does this thing just have 252 HP and defensive EVs? fucking hell>spams air cutter on a mostly weak to flying team as well as minimize
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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you were going to be the only one i was going to leave out of the ovens, but i've changed my mind bud
RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
haha...
Bunken !!O3Z0J+BO1kU
>>57046807 I don't think so unfortunately.
how many? RG !!LsUp+BVDG9i
>>57046807 >They seemingly aren't fug
Guess I'll just use something else then
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>rival still hasn't even evolved his croagunk maybe you sure consider that before putting whatever the fuck that is on your team
>(((ibrahamovic))) sounds like the average russian jew
>>57046807 mega stones are at least in, according to PBS, i doubt this game would just exclude them
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Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>57046827 >>57046825 oh. seems dumb but whatever
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
Wagie !!jFV8SjIrokx
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