>>57113869>>57113902>>57114956SHES THE WEAKEST NIGGER
SEETHE HARDER KIKE
SHE COULDNT EVEN BEAT A LASS
As the hours dragged by, and the sun began to set, the Pokémon of Petalburg Woods had begun to notice this mysterious attraction just beyond its outskirts. A young Trainer asleep, lying on her own belly? A small pack of Zigzagoon had cautiously wandered from their woodsy home to find the source of the noise, only to be thoroughly confused. Even an especially big Wurmple feast wouldn’t give them an abdomen like that! Nor would it be nearly as noisy…
As sunset bordered on dusk, Haley finally awoke to a still active, yet significantly rounded-out tummy, along with a slight chill on her skin. Lying on her belly like a squishy waterbed must’ve really let her legs catch the brunt of any cool wind that the evening had brought with it, and the Lass quickly hiked down her skirt for modesty’s sake. To find a belly that was now fully smooth and round, with only the bottom left exposed by her gray shirt? It was some kind of miracle!
“I totally have to tell Mary! She’s going to be so excited!” she told herself, dusting off her pants before looking at the ground to see what she could pilfer.
Slosh…
A lurch in her belly led Haley to clutch her gut, feeling all the lifeless mush’s weight shifting around in there. With that forward momentum, she was able to land on her knees, peering at the ground to see what had been left behind from her little pre-digestion scuffle.
“Oh yeah, Trainer ID cards. Well, duh, I shouldn’t be surprised that they had—huh? Whoa, no way!” Haley exclaimed, turning them over a few times in momentary disbelief. “Cynthia and Lusamine? The Champion of Sinnoh and the president of…what was that again…the Aether Foundation, right!” she said, squinting at the fine text on Lusamine’s card. “Wow, now I might actually get famous from this! I’m surprised I didn’t recognize them sooner, really…” she remarked
