>>57152465Why couldn't garchomp save Cynthia
"Garchomp?!?! Garchomp, my love, where are you?!?! Oh god, its so dark! It's so hot! God, my clothes melted! Someone help, I cant die like this!!! They can't do this to a champion! Lucario! Garchomp! Spiritomb! Grandma ! Steven! Professor Rowan! Dawn! Iris! Diantha! Leon! Please, ANYONE?!?! Girat- ARCEUS!!! MY SKIN!! AHH FUCK IT BURNS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aldith: "Ohh... Does your belly ache, dearie? Must be because of those nasty hairpieces. There there, one punch and kick should do the trick. Let me feel you there... Ahhh, how nice. What a plump lump! Feels so nice to caress it.
Be sure to digest well, dear. We don't want any bones puncturing the cloaca now, do we? And cough up those headpieces. Maybe we can make a killing selling them to a trophy collector
