I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Regidrago or Sinistea. He said he contacted divine forces in order to convince to spread landmines all over the world in hopes that nu-Pokemon fans would step on them! I demanded to know why he would even think ruining the world for his own personally distaste of a children's video game was a good idea! He coughed in my face and gave me a viral infection! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?