Anons... I have to admit something. I am totally and utterly in love with Latias. Every night while I lay alone in my bed I think of her. My body pressed up against her soft downy feathers, my face within her neck, and her tail fins wrapped around my legs. Her red fluffy wings would drape around me like the warmest blanket, and as we fall asleep in each other's tightening embrace, I would hear the coos of her gentle breath. Even in the realm of dream, she would be there with me, telepathically linked to my mind with perpetual feelings of unconditional love and assurance that would emanate through my entire being. The following morning, as the sun barely peeks over the horizon, she would gently nuzzle me awake and I in turn, would plant a kiss on her forehead.

It would be bliss. Why can't she be real Anons?