>>57311566>>57311580One would need a high-pressure jet of water to cut it, the tension between the two of them was that thick. His hands clasped in prayer, it took everything Kieran had to ask his lover, "Who haven't you slept with?!"
The slut in question sighed, not even trying to deny the accusations. Doing his best to avoid his boyfriend's eyes, Florian breathed, "Well, Kieran, it started with Nemona, back when I thought I only liked women."
"You said you loved me at thirteen!"
"I wasn't lying then, Kieran, and I'm not lying now," affirmed the fuckboy, "just like how I'm not lying when I say that Penny, not Arven, was my first look at anal play, even if he really liked it." When only tight, pained squeals came out of Kieran, Florian continued, "Then some of the Team Star grunts were open to being topped, Iono needed a penis for her OnlyMons,"
"-WHAT?!-"
"Miss Dendra needed a 'workout buddy', Mister Grusha taught me what lube was,"
"-You can't be serious...-"
"La Primera said that all the new champions had to spend the night with her and Miss Rika, Carmine wanted a backrub of sorts that time I visited your house,"
"-My own sister?-"
"Miss Perrin and I spent five nights in a very small tent, Lacey thought I was, 'just the cutest little thing,' Crispin and I made an Egg Power sandwich on accident, the electricity in Chargestone Cavern loosened up Amarys enough for even you to notice a few months ago, Drayton and I did our homework together,"
"-Oh, even him...-"
"Missus Briar loved the way my Tera Orbs shined, and I think I'm Arven's biological father, if Terapagos is to be believed."
He had nothing. Kieran was emotionally and spiritually spent. His lover was the biggest slut this side of the Tohjo Falls. "Did you at least wear a condom," he sighed, begging that he wasn't carrying PokéAIDs.
"What's a condom?"