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>Hello honey, how was catching pokemon?
>...
>Honey?
>I caught a Feraligatr.
>OH WOW, a fully evolved pokemon? Proud of you, dear.
>It got hungry.
>Well, we have oran berries and poke blocks, does he want a
>It ate a Stantler.
>What?
>It hid in a patch of water and waited until the Stantler was thirsty.
>Honey, maybe you should go see the prof..
>Once it started drinking, Feraligatr bit its face and pulled it into the water.
>Oh my
>You would think since it's got opposable thumbs it wouldn't need to death roll to tear its food up.
>Death roll?
>It spun, mom. With the Stantler's face still in its mouth.
>....
>The magikarp in the pond would eat the bits that fell off, but if they got to close, Feraligatr snapped them up too.
>Arceus...
>The Magikarp didn't really care though, they stuck around.
>... Please tell me thats it.
>Yeah, he was full after that. When's dinner?
What the fuck, GF
