>>57269684This one is not a tutorial. This one's just a joke, the same joke as the Water Stone example. This one is just more drawn-out and has the punchline be more delayed. The joke being that all the previous stuff she still technically applies to the Machamp too, but the way it was said would make you think she was talking about a human. So when the Machamp is revealed, it's meant to be funny/shocking, because you're made to believe she was talking about a human but instead she meant a Machamp and like with the Water Stone example the idea of her and the Machamp being a romantic couple is absurd.
The idea of a romantic relationship between a Pokémon and a human is itself a joke.