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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 03:31:31 No.57301450 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57301468 >>57301832 >>57302488 >>57302581

what's the best pokemon to recruit 80,000 of and capture/deport/slaughter all illegal immigrants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 03:32:55 No.57301468 Report

Quoted By: >>57301832

>>57301450
Sneasel

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 04:10:19 No.57301832 Report

Quoted By: >>57302258

>>57301468
walk me through how they would raid an apartment complex that the migrant gangs took over

>>57301450
>Garchomp
They'd burrow underground and attack from below, destroying the foundation of whatever structure the gangs are hold up in

>Hydreigon
draco meteor, flamethrower them into the stone age

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 04:54:36 No.57302258 Report

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>>57301832
Mexicans, Middle Easterners, and Jews would use jinn-types
jinn are made of smokeless fire

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 05:24:21 No.57302488 Report

Quoted By: >>57305792

>>57301450
alakazam probably
>telepathy to detect the thoughts of anyone around them and see whose inner monologues are in spanish
>can teleport illegals back over the border or straight into ICE custody
>can use telekinesis to restrain detainees, prevent them from running, stop bullets, etc.
>can give anyone who tries to resist arrest a debilitating migraine
>IQ of 5000, so can be consulted for tactical advice when making plans for a deportation raid

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 05:33:36 No.57302581 Report

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 05:51:44 No.57302752 Report

Quoted By: >>57302766

My 9mm will deal with all your pokemon holmes-ese

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 05:53:43 No.57302766 Report

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>>57302752
>My 9mm
Very tiny penis. Sad!

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 08:25:24 No.57303661 Report

Quoted By: >>57305792

THE WALL, for obvious reasons
also Aggrons are canonically very protective of their territory and will mercilessly beat up anyone who tries to violate it; perfect instincts for defending territory from criminals

also it has the armor of a fucking tank so butthurt cartel members will be shit outta luck

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2025 15:17:17 No.57305792 Report

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>>57302488
fuck yea

>>57303661
based

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