Snorlax wakes up but doesn’t. Eyes open, but sleep stays. Stands up, but the ground moves down instead. Snorlax is everywhere. Every tree is Snorlax. Every road leads to Snorlax. Poké Flute plays, but the sound is Snorlax. Trainer throws a Poké Ball, but the ball falls asleep midair. Snorlax catches the Trainer instead. Battle starts, but only Snorlax moves. Snorlax uses Rest. Snorlax is already asleep. Snorlax uses Snore. No sound comes out, only Snorlax.

The town is Snorlax. The map is Snorlax. The Pokémon Center door won’t open because Nurse Joy is Snorlax. Pokedex screen is just "ZZZZZZZZZZ." The game saves itself. The game turns off. The game turns on. Snorlax is still there. The game cartridge is warm. The couch is soft. Snorlax is real. You wake up, but you don’t.