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How do Waterfags cope?

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:47:40 No.57348016 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57348024 >>57348029 >>57348031 >>57348045 >>57348069 >>57348186 >>57349492 >>57351067 >>57355216 >>57355221 >>57355281

There hasn't been a single good Water starter in 10+ years, maybe even closer to 20. They're all so gay lately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:49:04 No.57348024 Report

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>>57348016
>There hasn't been a single good Water starter in 10+ years
There hasn't been a good water starter ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:50:19 No.57348029 Report

Quoted By: >>57348077 >>57348085

>>57348016
Greninja and Primarina are good fuck you.
>They're all so gay lately.
Flamboyant is a more appropriate term

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:50:38 No.57348031 Report

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>>57348016
>They're all so gay lately.
You Just say that because they're popular with women unlike you
go and be a jealous incel somewhere else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:53:09 No.57348042 Report

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>https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/56504131/#56504131

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:53:48 No.57348045 Report

Quoted By: >>57348060

>>57348016
>baras
>fat jobmon
>twink jobmons
>tranny
>homosexual
Theyre all shitted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:55:22 No.57348054 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:57:19 No.57348060 Report

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>>57348045
you know the thread was kino when 99% of the images were reported in the archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 03:59:54 No.57348069 Report

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>>57348016
Lol go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:01:49 No.57348077 Report

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>>57348029
>Greninja and Primarina are good fuck you.
I dislike the frog because the anime hyped it like the second coming of Jesus. But based taste best water second type and design-wise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:04:36 No.57348085 Report

Quoted By: >>57348118

>>57348029
Primarina would be okay if it didn't have human hair. It's very creepy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:14:56 No.57348118 Report

Quoted By: >>57348193

>>57348085
Now having hair is a distinctive human feature.
Got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:27:42 No.57348186 Report

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>>57348016
The only praiseworthy water starter ever made is Greninja (Empoleon doesn't quite cut it)

most of them suck as designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:28:37 No.57348193 Report

Quoted By: >>57348209

>>57348118
That's a mane, not a ponytail with jewelry. Also it's funny you used a lion pic since female Pyroar also has a ridiculous and out of ponytail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:30:20 No.57348198 Report

Quoted By: >>57348218

Pokemon as a whole has had in increase in gayness throughout the past decade, just look at the mere existence of fairy types

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:32:17 No.57348203 Report

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>>57348060
What the fuck happened there
'p spam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:33:08 No.57348208 Report

Quoted By: >>57348285 >>57349198

>last good water was 2006
grim

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:33:32 No.57348209 Report

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>>57348193
Because it isn't an animal you neurodivergent shrimp it's a mermaid a magical creature not an animal Pokémon aren't animals and shouldn't be referred as such. The ponytail comes from Brionne's fur only keeping it on the head growing longer like female hair.

It's a little bit of imagination c'mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:34:33 No.57348218 Report

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>>57348198
>Fairy type means gay
Go back to /Pol/ fucking incel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:37:35 No.57348236 Report

Quoted By: >>57348294 >>57348355

jesus fucking christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:48:40 No.57348285 Report

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>>57348208
Greninja mogs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:50:56 No.57348294 Report

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>>57348236
Water type starters fucking suck and Waterfags are fucking clowns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 04:54:15 No.57348308 Report

Quoted By: >>57348524 >>57349590

For the life of me I could never understand everyone jerking off over Greninja. I am going to assume it's a zoomer kalosperm thing who watched the anime when they were like 9 and now populate this board. Which is fine. Not trying to start a flamewar I swear, but it's all I can think of.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 05:07:01 No.57348355 Report

Quoted By: >>57349519

>>57348236

>samurott dead last

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 05:50:42 No.57348524 Report

Quoted By: >>57348566

>>57348308
Greninja is the only water starter that follows Blaziken design principles and even one may say expands upon them. It's the only objectively deep and well-executed and aesthetically pleasing water starter design.

It's not hard to see if you don't have an irrational hateboner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 06:02:49 No.57348566 Report

Quoted By: >>57349215

>>57348524
Wait, Empoleon and Swampert look awesome though...

Actually, don't most folk like Sceptile more than Balziken?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 07:59:05 No.57348936 Report

Quoted By: >>57349275 >>57352511

Swampert = Feraligatr > Blastoise = Empoleon > Samurott > Greninja > POWER GAP > Inteleon >> Quaquaval or whatever the fuck >> Primarina

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 09:24:12 No.57349198 Report

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>>57348208
cope, greninja is chad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 09:31:06 No.57349215 Report

Quoted By: >>57349519 >>57352378 >>57357042

>>57348566
>Empoleon
tacked on elements that aren't cohesive to the theme; barely has a coherent theme
>Swampert
has no theme at all, besides "sumo" we've discovered, which is just because of its pose

>don't most folk like Sceptile more than Blaziken?
you tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 09:55:34 No.57349275 Report

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>>57348936
>fagduck over primarina
how gay are you, anon? it's a rhetoric question btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 10:08:43 No.57349304 Report

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People comparing inceleon to transeal or fagduck is insane. Most fabricated hate i've ever seen, leave my pokecenter shooter alone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 11:28:28 No.57349480 Report

Quoted By: >>57350912

ENTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 11:31:12 No.57349492 Report

Quoted By:

>>57348016
>digimon barabait
>barabait
>barabait
>actually good starter
>no comment because a schizo ruined it
>actually good starter
>tranny
>womanbait
>faggot
Damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 11:40:27 No.57349519 Report

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>>57348355
>samurott still mogs a bunch of grass and fire shitters >>57349215
based samurott, love to see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 12:07:48 No.57349590 Report

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>>57348308
>made it into Smash
>got a super special OC form in the anime
Not hard to understand. It attracts autistic little boys the same way Lucario does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 17:33:33 No.57350912 Report

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>>57349480
it should have been him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 18:16:19 No.57351067 Report

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>>57348016
Greninja, Primarina, and Quaquaval are all really cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 18:20:07 No.57351086 Report

Quoted By: >>57351482 >>57352269

There wasn't a good water starter until Gen 7 and Primarina. Gyarafdos mogged everything before and since and I'm sick of gays pretending they were somehow worthwhile, because they popped their first boner to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 19:43:29 No.57351482 Report

Quoted By: >>57351501 >>57353458

>>57351086
Swampert had no competition in Gen 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 19:49:25 No.57351501 Report

Quoted By: >>57351584

>>57351482
Ludicolo
Walrein

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 20:06:21 No.57351584 Report

Quoted By: >>57351793

>>57351501
Is this a shitpost or are you serious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 20:50:32 No.57351793 Report

Quoted By: >>57351889

>>57351584
I didn't read whatever argument waa carrying on carefully and simply gave the benefit of the doubt that they couldn't possibly be suggesting something like it being better than Blaziken or Greninja, whatever the topic is, so it had to be about a hoenn water slot surely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 20:55:42 No.57351827 Report

Quoted By: >>57352250

>>57348054
Nothing like looking into the @$$ of a Pokémon…

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 21:08:46 No.57351889 Report

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>>57351793
>I didn’t read
Shitposting then, got it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:07:52 No.57352250 Report

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>>57351827
samurott ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:11:43 No.57352269 Report

Quoted By: >>57352356 >>57353487

>>57351086
>Waifufag can't stop thinking about sexual stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:28:16 No.57352356 Report

Quoted By: >>57352359

>>57352269
The amount dipshits here immediately talking about porn or goon trash when it comes to liking/disliking pokemon is beyond obnoxious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:29:18 No.57352359 Report

Quoted By: >>57352401 >>57352419 >>57352424

>>57352356
you're always free to fuck off back to the subreddit you came from, newfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:32:17 No.57352378 Report

Quoted By: >>57352667

>>57349215
>gyarados nowhere to be found
fake and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:38:27 No.57352398 Report

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By not playing the Switch games so I don't have to deal with my water bro becoming a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:38:58 No.57352401 Report

Quoted By:

>>57352359
>reddit obsesser
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:43:21 No.57352419 Report

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>>57352359
sounds like you’re mad at being called out lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:44:44 No.57352424 Report

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>>57352359
You probably still think the Vaporeon copypasta is funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 22:49:13 No.57352445 Report

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I don't care. The ones we got are top-tier and mog their Grass- and Fire-type counterparts.
>turtle with cannons in its shell
>feral crocodile that will fuck you up
>swamp monster fish thing
>emperor penguin inspired by fucking napoleon
>badass ninja frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 23:02:31 No.57352511 Report

Quoted By:

>>57348936
Based taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 23:32:05 No.57352667 Report

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>>57352378
tryhard campaignshitters are the only ones who are rating or have ever rated gyartdsbhlkhsupos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2025 23:46:11 No.57352755 Report

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>Metafagging in the campaign

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 01:51:22 No.57353458 Report

Quoted By: >>57353573

>>57351482
>magikarp is all over the shop in hoenn
>gyarados immune to swampert's secondary in a 1v1 situation
Like I said kid, until Primarina, Gyarados mogged all water starters, and mogged the following two after her. Until such time as they build a physical water starter better than a bog-standard Gyarados, or lean into the Type's inherent Special-focused offence, like they did with Primarina (also giving it a godly secondary type which also dovetailed with her beastly Special Attack) will there be a Water starter that's not an utter pile of shit compared to feeding a shitter fish a few EXP candies or Rare candies.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 01:56:57 No.57353487 Report

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>>57352269
I won't deny them making a water starter that interested me coincided with also making it a waifumon, but Primarina was also the optimum choice for SM and USM playthroughs, weak to very little, strong against most shit in the region. And if memory serves, it's currently OU in fanfic so not as if it's the shitbird now, is it? But hey, cry at other people's opinions, seethe over girly things - the 4chan incel experience writ large.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 02:12:51 No.57353573 Report

Quoted By: >>57353934

>>57353458
>waifufag is retarded
every time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 03:27:38 No.57353934 Report

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>>57353573
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how shit your childhood starter was, given they didn't even bother evolving the sidekick's to full form, due to Japan not giving a monkey's for it. Thankfully, I was too old to ever be Pokémon's demographic and enjoy it a fuckload more than the average retard here, due to not hyper-fixating on being constantly referenced, dick-stroked and pandered to each and every game and getting mad when they hold to type and continue to shill at kids, furfags and casuals in that order instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 06:09:45 No.57354619 Report

Quoted By: >>57355095

Sealfags are annoying contrarians just like the Owlfags and Rillashitters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 08:56:50 No.57355095 Report

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>>57354619
The sealfag here is just braindead. It happens when you’re a waifufag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 09:39:16 No.57355216 Report

Quoted By:

>>57348016
You think thats bad?
NONE of the Grass type was actually a plant. It was always animal mix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 09:40:16 No.57355221 Report

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>>57348016
Primarina is great as its still animalistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 09:40:59 No.57355225 Report

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Baratards are still salty i see

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 10:06:08 No.57355281 Report

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>>57348016
Because the first games to exist are Red and Green, not Red and Blue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 17:47:06 No.57357042 Report

Quoted By: >>57357773

>>57349215
>pinsir above venusaur and jolteon
so this is the power of Japanese internet autism...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:43:38 No.57357773 Report

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>>57357042
and poor flareon isn't even there

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