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Imagine being Pokerev in that video and having to be all like "damn, Shrouded Fable, you fuckin' fire, all sexy with your clean Houndoom and horrific androgynous full art trainer. I would totally hoard product of you, both for my collection and as an investment." when all he really wants to do is rip another Prismatic Evolutions etb in his basement. Like seriously imagine having to be Pokerev and not only sit in that chair while Shrouded Fable flaunts its disgusting SIRs in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the poor centering and lame designs, and just sit there, pack after pack, hour after hour, while it delivered those rares. Not only having to tolerate the shit fucking pullrate but the hype attitude as everyone in chat tells him it's GOING TO THE MOON and DAMN, SHROUDED FABLE HAS HITS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and pull the ugly fucking slop illustrations depicting Yokai Watch looking shillmons you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been cracking nothing but a healthy diet of Greninjas and Pikachus and later alleged scalped sets for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of your mother's basement. You've never even seen anything this fucking garbage before, and now you swear you can see the Okidogi ex that's waiting in the crinkled pack as it reflects light to gleam suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "nefarious" (for that is how it markets itself)" secret rares, the secret rares it worked so hard for with professional artists in the previous months. And then the community calls for another opening, and you know you could ruin every single portfolio in this chat before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Pokerev. You're not going to lose your prospective investments over this. Just bear it. Photoshop your face and bear it.
