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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 13:53:10 No.57438587 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>57438630 >>57438729 >>57438751 >>57438771 >>57438798 >>57439086 >>57439449 >>57440901 >>57441607 >>57442913 >>57443896

Every character in this game canonically has sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 13:55:00 No.57438592 Report

Quoted By: >>57438597

Except you, the player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 13:56:20 No.57438597 Report

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>>57438592
The player canonically fucks Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:08:31 No.57438630 Report

Quoted By: >>57438645 >>57438646 >>57438653 >>57438658 >>57438858 >>57439167 >>57440753 >>57440956

>>57438587
Why are you guys so obsessed with sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:10:14 No.57438640 Report

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Arezu's fat sweaty ass rippling with each plap...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:12:53 No.57438645 Report

Quoted By:

>>57438630
the family friendlier a franchise is, the funnier sex becomes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:12:55 No.57438646 Report

Quoted By: >>57438676

>>57438630
Because they're stuck in the early 2000s/10s. They haven't realized that sex, racism-- all this "shock humor" isn't shocking anymore, and thus isn't funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:15:07 No.57438653 Report

Quoted By: >>57438663

>>57438630
Sex appeal is half of Game Freak's entire business model

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:16:18 No.57438658 Report

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>>57438630
Because it's a biological drive. You wouldn't understand with all the hormones you take...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:16:53 No.57438663 Report

Quoted By: >>57438666 >>57438752 >>57438838 >>57440967

>>57438653
Is that why not a single female character has a cleavage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:17:52 No.57438666 Report

Quoted By: >>57438731

>>57438663
Lusamine has toe cleavage and that's even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:21:42 No.57438676 Report

Quoted By: >>57438727

>>57438646
Ethnic humor is still hilarious. Problem is comedians aren’t allowed to use it anymore and the people using it here usually aren’t that funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:38:21 No.57438727 Report

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>>57438676
I don't even know what that is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:38:23 No.57438729 Report

Quoted By: >>57438746

>>57438587
I thought about this sometimes while I was playing this game.
One that stuck out to me was Beni. He's old, and he didn't have a spouse or children. What's more is that when you beat the game, he said he wishes to move someplace warmer.
And since we know that he's Wally's ancestor, he did move to Hoenn AND impregnated a woman much younger than him there. What a fucking chad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:39:21 No.57438731 Report

Quoted By: >>57438742

>>57438666
That's so funny, you said toe cleavage. Toes are so weird xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:42:27 No.57438742 Report

Quoted By: >>57438748

>>57438731
It's not supposed to be a joke, I'm a gooner for hag feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:43:20 No.57438746 Report

Quoted By: >>57438769

>>57438729
What's the exact quote from beni?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:44:21 No.57438748 Report

Quoted By: >>57438750

>>57438742
I hid your post. You can post more smut you saved, but I'll just hide it without reading it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:46:27 No.57438750 Report

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>>57438748
Why are you terrified of women

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:47:44 No.57438751 Report

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>>57438587
they also have family, none of the characters we meet are necessarily the ancestors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:47:46 No.57438752 Report

Quoted By: >>57438754

>>57438663
someone hasn’t read pokespe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:48:34 No.57438754 Report

Quoted By: >>57438757

>>57438752
I don't know what that is, but it sounds lame

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:51:53 No.57438757 Report

Quoted By: >>57438808

>>57438754
it’s known as the “pokémon adventures” series in the west
picrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:58:00 No.57438769 Report

Quoted By: >>57438781

>>57438746
>I did what I came to do here in Hisui. Now I suppose it's time for me to head someplace with a more agreeable climate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 14:58:41 No.57438771 Report

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>>57438587
Because it's really common that people actually have sex as opposed to not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:01:35 No.57438781 Report

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>>57438769
Counterpoint: Since he mentioned he moved to Hisui, it might also be possible he turned a woman into a single mother somewhere in the world before coming to Hisui and when he was also younger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:09:28 No.57438798 Report

Quoted By: >>57438804 >>57438806

>>57438587
Even this guy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:10:44 No.57438804 Report

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>>57438798
he became a zesty elite 4 member

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:10:52 No.57438806 Report

Quoted By: >>57439107

>>57438798
Penny ancestor. The two have the exact same personality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:11:12 No.57438808 Report

Quoted By: >>57438970 >>57443999

>>57438757
I never finished yellow. regardless, it's not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:20:14 No.57438838 Report

Quoted By: >>57438919

>>57438663
Pretty sure Candice's official art has cleavage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:26:49 No.57438858 Report

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>>57438630
No one here has ever had sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 15:44:40 No.57438919 Report

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>>57438838
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:03:24 No.57438970 Report

Quoted By: >>57438972

>>57438808
>it’s not canon
that doesn’t matter, it’s still official

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:04:50 No.57438972 Report

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>>57438970
Ohkay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:07:24 No.57438977 Report

Quoted By: >>57438982

god plass is such a ugly little shitty shovelware

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:09:18 No.57438982 Report

Quoted By: >>57438985 >>57438988

>>57438977
so the “pla lovers are ESLs” was just a projection?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:10:54 No.57438985 Report

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>>57438982
LMAO did he delete it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:11:55 No.57438988 Report

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>>57438982
I guess he posted it in the wrong thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:42:03 No.57439086 Report

Quoted By: >>57439153 >>57440731

>>57438587
But the main character is from the future

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:47:57 No.57439107 Report

Quoted By: >>57439444

>>57438806
On what fucking planet? Penny is a shy autist, this guy is a self-infatuated loudmouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 16:59:02 No.57439153 Report

Quoted By:

>>57439086
Main character only exists because people had sex.
It's like a timeloop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 17:02:32 No.57439167 Report

Quoted By:

>>57438630
they never have it so for them it's really novel and strange

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 18:01:19 No.57439444 Report

Quoted By:

>>57439107
>Penny is a shy autist, this guy is a self-infatuated loudmouth.
in other word two faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 18:02:05 No.57439449 Report

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>>57438587
Yea mi bredren, mi build a server fi we watch di new Pokemon announcement together . https://discord.gg/tx2ZN7bDpu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 22:23:16 No.57440731 Report

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>>57439086
the main character is like fry from Futurama, Arceus picks them because they are their own ancestor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 22:26:23 No.57440753 Report

Quoted By:

>>57438630
4chan as a whole is extremely juvenile, but that's also why it's so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 23:02:25 No.57440901 Report

Quoted By: >>57440948

>>57438587
Reminder that Penny and Melli have identical eyes. There is a non-zero chance the gayest Pokéman after Wallace had sex with a woman (consensual or not).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 23:13:47 No.57440948 Report

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>>57440901
Prince fucked tons of women
You can look and act incredibly flamboyant and still like women although Prince was probably a bisexual in denial

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 23:14:58 No.57440956 Report

Quoted By:

>>57438630
We literally would not exist if people weren't obsessed with sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2025 23:19:25 No.57440967 Report

Quoted By: >>57441273

>>57438663
hey! fun fact degenerate male, all females past the age atleast 12 have a cleavage! if not, they are a child, so they dont have a cleavage go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 00:23:04 No.57441273 Report

Quoted By:

>>57440967
Where is Cynthia's cleavage, porn addict?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 01:32:10 No.57441582 Report

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>no response
Get btfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 01:37:51 No.57441607 Report

Quoted By: >>57441990

>>57438587
The Pokemon sure as hell didn't, because Ursaluna, Kleavor, Hisuian Sneasel, the supposed "mighty Stantler" of Hisui's harsh environment that became Wyrdeer, Hisuian Growlithe, Hisuian Voltorb, Hisuian Qwilfish and Hisuian Zorua went extinct in the wild, with only some of those species kept alive in captivity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 03:05:16 No.57441990 Report

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>>57441607
If those forms ceased to exist into the future then that kinda means the land got more tolerable for animals, no? Why else would those forms continue existing in the wild if the only reason as to why they exist is removed?

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 09:26:03 No.57442913 Report

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>>57438587
>Irida
>scoring

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 16:09:10 No.57443896 Report

Quoted By: >>57443949 >>57444059

>>57438587
Any character that has children is implied to have sex, its how life works dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 16:21:20 No.57443949 Report

Quoted By:

>>57443896
But all of them!? That sounds unrealistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 16:32:17 No.57443999 Report

Quoted By:

>>57438808
Each media has its own canon (games, manga, anime)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2025 16:47:28 No.57444059 Report

Quoted By:

>>57443896
Yes, that's literally the point of the thread

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